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[00:00:32] Director Gian-Carlo Del Monaco transfers the opera's action to a circus.
[00:00:35] He transforms Mephistopheles into its director. All evening on the arena
[00:00:39] vices and sins of humanity. Here a deal with
[00:00:42] the devil, like another trick. And here's another one: the main part
[00:00:46] Eldar Abdrazakov will perform in turns with his older brother
[00:00:49] Oscar and their devil does not hide, performing his deeds
[00:00:53] to universal
[00:00:54] jubilation.
[00:01:00] The last time Mephistopheles was on this stage was Fyodor Chaliapin at the beginning of the last
[00:01:03] century. It was in his performance that Del Monaco first heard the opera, he kept
[00:01:07] waiting for the right voice for his production. Maestro Valery
[00:01:11] Gergiev also dreamed of Mephistopheles in a big way. Almost 30 years ago,
[00:01:14] he was one of the first to believe in Drazakov's talent and even stood up for him
[00:01:18] before the famous German director Johannes Schaaf, on the eve of the premiere
[00:01:21] of the opera Don Juan in
[00:01:22] the Mariinsky.
[00:01:29] recognize him as the best
[00:02:11] bass of our time, he equally succeeds in both
[00:02:14] Mozartian playfulness and Verdi's monumentality, what is the role
[00:02:17] of the fearless Hun leader Attila worth, however, musicians traditionally
[00:02:21] call him Attila, as is customary in the Italian
[00:02:24] libretto.
[00:02:28] In a sense, precisely thanks to...
[00:02:42] to sing pop music, like his beloved Mogomayev, his older brother convinced him, my
[00:02:46] brother came back from another tour and brought a recording from La Scala
[00:02:49] of the opera Attila, Giuseppe
[00:02:52] Verdi, conductor Ricardo Muti, and I
[00:02:55] watch,
[00:02:57] and I don't believe my eyes, I say, what?
[00:04:00] is powerful, because the voice needs to be fed, it must have
[00:04:04] a large range, such stood up, sang and left.
[00:04:07] Today is a different time,
[00:04:10] today the characters that we perform, after all, should already
[00:04:14] resemble those whom we
[00:04:17] read about in the author's work.
[00:04:20] Pray for me,
[00:04:24] I beg you, no smiles, it's serious, if he gave away
[00:04:28] his soul, it wasn't to Mephistopheles, but to...
[00:04:38] districts of his
[00:04:39] youth,
[00:04:44] and then picked up the conductor's baton and as if started speaking in a
[00:04:47] new language
[00:04:48] for himself,
[00:04:53] I now hear all the music that I
[00:04:57] perform differently, when you look at scores.
[00:05:12] not only with spectators, but with young performers, at the first attempt
[00:05:16] led his protégé to victory in the show "The Voice," for 8 years now,
[00:05:19] thanks to the musical festival he created, he introduces young singers
[00:05:23] from all over the country to the audience: hey,
[00:05:25] captain, and we are pure lama, give me your hand, and
[00:05:29] then quietly,
[00:05:32] understood, right? Don't tell anyone where he gets so much strength,
[00:05:36] he answers simply, in the family, and he also definitely finds awards together with
[00:05:40] his brother and sister, again and again he returns...
[00:06:13] That's all for now, keep track of time, stay tuned, now on the air
[00:06:16] of Channel One is the music festival "The Singing Kivin"
[00:06:19] 2026.
[00:06:28] Smart, resourceful, your KVN game partner,
[00:06:31] TBank.
[00:06:32] TBank.
[00:07:12] Good evening,
[00:07:13] Svetlogorsk!
[00:07:17] And it is no coincidence that this city became
[00:07:21] home to the musical festival. After all, you
[00:07:24] know, without music, KVN is just a conversation,
[00:07:27] funny, cheerful, but a conversation, with music -
[00:07:30] a real holiday. And today we will witness
[00:07:34] the annual, traditional, already
[00:07:37] twelfth holiday on the stage of this
[00:07:41] wonderful hall Yantar Hall.
[00:07:44] So, this is "The Singing Kivin"
[00:07:47] 2026, and we start KVN.
[00:08:04] Ah, dear friends, today these awards,
[00:08:07] kiwins, well-known to all of you, three large,
[00:08:11] three small, will find their new owners,
[00:08:15] will scatter to new homes, with
[00:08:18] people who will decide the fate
[00:08:21] of these, as we KVN players ourselves call them,
[00:08:24] "birds," I will now introduce you, prepare your
[00:08:27] applause, our esteemed
[00:08:30] jury, so, what kind of music festival
[00:08:33] can there be without a maestro, genius, conductor,
[00:08:37] composer, friend of our club Sergey Sergeevich
[00:08:40] Zhilin.
[00:08:46] Champion of the major league, master of the game,
[00:08:50] Belarusian Justin Timberlake, Vadim
[00:08:53] Golygina.
[00:08:57] You know, friends, choosing the right soundtrack in figure skating
[00:09:01] is a big part of success,
[00:09:03] of performance, she definitely understands music,
[00:09:07] world champion in figure skating, Evgenia
[00:09:09] Medvedeva.
[00:09:15] We've been waiting for this person on the KVN jury for a very long time,
[00:09:18] it finally happened, and in his
[00:09:21] native element at the music festival, Alexey
[00:09:25] Vorobyov,
[00:09:30] for the second year in a row he is here on the jury of the music festival,
[00:09:33] we would very much like this to become a good tradition,
[00:09:37] welcome the leader, soloist of the group
[00:09:40] Room of Culture. Trofimov,
[00:09:43] her
[00:09:46] voice is impossible not to recognize, ambassador
[00:09:50] of the Russian folk style, Tatyana
[00:09:52] Kurtukova,
[00:09:57] Hero of the Russian Federation, Chairman of the Board of the Russian Movement
[00:10:01] of Children and Youth "Movement of the First", Artur
[00:10:03] Orlov,
[00:10:06] so, finally, in sporting
[00:10:09] terms, on the jury of the major league. He is a veteran,
[00:10:13] but here in Svetlogorsk he is making his debut. Denis
[00:10:16] Kazansky!
[00:10:21] So, everything is ready, it's time to start and
[00:10:24] the... the "Singing Kiwin" will be opened by the debutant team
[00:10:28] of the festival in Svetlogorsk, a female group that you will
[00:10:31] definitely remember, the KVN team Long Island
[00:10:34] RUDN, Patrice Lumumba Peoples' Friendship University of Russia,
[00:10:38] Moscow,
[00:10:39] let's go!
[00:10:42] Svetlogorsk shore
[00:10:46] rang again
[00:10:50] girls singing,
[00:10:54] meet them!
[00:10:59] channel, just listen to how we sing here,
[00:11:03] we are hunting, we will take the wick
[00:11:06] from
[00:11:08] that very room for KVN, so that
[00:11:11] it's fun, so that it's cool,
[00:11:23] on stage are the girls from the Russian University of Friendship of Peoples,
[00:11:27] for example, Syria, China, Somalia,
[00:11:31] North Korea, in short, everyone you can reach in Max,
[00:11:34] your Svetlogorsk girl,
[00:11:38] and you are all-powerful, yes, I would like to
[00:11:42] present you with this saxophone as a sign
[00:11:44] of friendship,
[00:11:50] Dayan, there's a music festival here every year, do you think they'll be surprised
[00:11:53] by a regular saxophone? It's
[00:11:55] Chinese,
[00:11:58] it has flashlights, a lighter,
[00:12:01] a charger, and even a bot,
[00:12:05] Tyson,
[00:12:09] very cool, Dayan, does it at least play? In the end, it
[00:12:12] plays, listen, play
[00:12:15] music,
[00:12:17] play it,
[00:12:24] hey!
[00:12:55] for some reason they go at 5:00 AM, to all women who watched
[00:12:59] the World Cup from beginning to end,
[00:13:01] dedicated,
[00:13:09] watching football with my husband
[00:13:12] at night,
[00:13:15] someone went somewhere,
[00:13:17] someone
[00:13:21] scored a goal, I'm trying not
[00:13:23] to fall asleep, and... if only we were in bed
[00:13:26] doing something,
[00:13:29] at night in the field of stars, grace,
[00:13:32] grace, how the hell
[00:13:36] to remember them, I look at them,
[00:13:39] I can't
[00:13:42] figure out who is Africa, who
[00:13:45] is the European Union?
[00:13:55] we are so tired of
[00:13:57] watching,
[00:13:59] no strength left to endure,
[00:14:03] so why are you sitting here,
[00:14:06] you ask us, there is something in football
[00:14:09] for female eyes too,
[00:14:22] the final is over and we will again
[00:14:26] all over the country next year dream,
[00:14:30] but not Messi, we will all be there
[00:14:34] waiting, but for the Russian anthem
[00:14:37] to play there,
[00:14:53] if ours don't...
[00:15:06] It's very easy to get into some groups, but not for everyone.
[00:15:09] So, recruitment for the Russian folk song and dance ensemble,
[00:15:13] the return
[00:15:14] of Alaska.
[00:15:17] Hello, what's your name? Raskovya. Oh, how well you
[00:15:20] fit us, come in. Hello, do you like
[00:15:23] America? No. Super, here's our main star, welcome!
[00:15:27] Welcome! Hello!
[00:15:29] Goodbye! Wait, I want to play
[00:15:33] with you too! Girl, you probably misunderstood, we are Russian! You
[00:15:37] are a folk ensemble, not PSG, actually I am
[00:15:40] a professional artist and I am good at playing Russian folk
[00:15:44] instruments, listen
[00:15:46] to this,
[00:15:55] well, like, like the beginning of rap,
[00:15:57] super, you don't suit us, I'm sorry, but if
[00:16:01] the husky didn't fit, then I can also play the gusli,
[00:16:04] and what about the mother? The
[00:16:08] white birch earth, let's
[00:16:11] not, it's just the feeling that Netflix
[00:16:15] is making a film about Kurtukova,
[00:16:16] okay,
[00:16:20] tell me honestly, why don't you want to take me into
[00:16:23] your ensemble, oh, how can I
[00:16:26] explain it gently, we
[00:16:29] are a Russian folk ensemble, and
[00:16:32] you are not
[00:16:34] gr.
[00:16:39] Are you kidding me?
[00:16:41] Russia is the most multinational country,
[00:16:44] Buryats, Tatars, Chechens, and
[00:16:48] these too, Russia is not
[00:16:52] here, it is here,
[00:16:55] here and here
[00:16:57] a little bit, what,
[00:17:01] Kaliningrad
[00:17:02] region,
[00:17:09] Okay, you convinced me, I'll take you, come on, little coal,
[00:17:13] burn, fog over
[00:17:17] my future, nowhere to discern
[00:17:19] a trace, a wreath floats along
[00:17:22] the night water, I stand alone on
[00:17:26] the shore, I see the reflection
[00:17:29] of my dream, but I won't be able to find
[00:17:33] it in the sky, that's all.
[00:17:36] all.
[00:17:43] Just a formal question: did Boniface
[00:17:46] really come to you for the holidays
[00:17:49] or was it and yes you are kidding me
[00:17:53] crimson lipstick
[00:17:54] you have a cigarette here
[00:17:58] only jeans loves
[00:18:01] material
[00:18:02] dear friends. we
[00:18:06] are the most international team of the festival, therefore if
[00:18:09] today we take the Kiwin, not just
[00:18:12] nine girls will win, the whole
[00:18:16] world will win, so that
[00:18:20] we can show you the scope
[00:18:23] of multiculturalism, we will sing in our
[00:18:27] native
[00:18:28] languages,
[00:18:35] women, men, children, part of the road.
[00:19:13] Russian University, first of all,
[00:19:16] of friendship, and then of different
[00:19:19] peoples, if only once the
[00:19:22] world would preserve this
[00:19:25] friendship
[00:19:29] and there are millions of us,
[00:19:32] we will preserve, we will preserve,
[00:19:36] we will preserve,
[00:20:13] Well then, let's move on, and as you know, humor comes in
[00:20:17] different forms, the next group will prove
[00:20:20] this to us once again, the KVN team
[00:20:23] called Inda, Naberezhnye Chelny city, let's go!
[00:21:58] Vika, we won't
[00:21:59] drink, and
[00:22:03] if
[00:22:07] not, well, in principle, a little bit of vodka is fine, it's cold in the motor,
[00:22:11] it's fine, by the way, guys, I was in Europe with one girl yesterday,
[00:22:15] oh, and how was it, what are you doing tonight, we
[00:22:19] have something here. guys, Vika, Medvedeva is on the jury tonight, I like her
[00:22:23] a lot, look, she's looking
[00:22:26] at me, just don't make it obvious,
[00:22:27] okay,
[00:22:33] well, no, everyone is looking
[00:22:35] at me,
[00:22:38] do I have something on my face, yes, yes, everything is fine there buckets,
[00:22:40] buckets,
[00:22:48] move your hips.
[00:22:53] only the most resourceful earn money at the markets in Svetlogorsk, to please your wife, buy a fly in
[00:22:57] amber, no thank you, if your panties are wet, buy
[00:23:00] amber beads,
[00:23:03] no need, beer,
[00:23:05] oh, this is interesting,
[00:23:07] how much does it cost, one amber
[00:23:11] necklace, damn, I don't have it, I
[00:23:15] have
[00:23:17] it.
[00:23:21] How much do two flies in
[00:23:22] amber cost?
[00:23:32] Where would I get flies in amber? I have them.
[00:23:36] How much does it cost? One yacht.
[00:23:40] Where would I get a yacht? I have one. A yacht?
[00:23:43] Yes, 1.0 rub.
[00:23:46] Here you go. Yacht.
[00:23:50] sail in this world only us
[00:23:53] alone,
[00:23:55] hold on,
[00:23:59] hold on, here's
[00:24:03] your beer, damn, cool, such a good mood, can
[00:24:06] I have a Kino blood group, of course, blood group, on
[00:24:10] the sleeve, my serial number
[00:24:13] on the sleeve, excellent, how much do I
[00:24:16] owe, a bottle of Bavarian.
[00:24:24] "Here, charlatans," "thank you, do
[00:24:28] any of you have an opener, no, no, I
[00:24:30] have one,
[00:24:35] no, no, and how much does
[00:24:38] an opener cost, bugs, a battery, no
[00:24:41] problem,
[00:24:43] cold wind and rain, no, no, not
[00:24:46] a song, I need bugs and a battery.
[00:24:51] bugs in amber, not necessarily, a battery in
[00:24:54] amber, a battery in amber, a battery in amber,
[00:24:58] batteries in amber, buy only from us, Koloradskaya Street, building 2,
[00:25:15] judging by how the catamaran rental guys look, this is the most awesome
[00:25:18] job in the world. The Tsiborny gaze looks at
[00:25:21] the sky, waiting for an answer, the soul
[00:25:25] doesn't believe that you're gone,
[00:25:28] you're no longer here, there's pain in my heart, the gaze looks
[00:25:32] at the sky, waiting for an answer, the soul
[00:25:36] doesn't believe that you're gone, you're no longer
[00:25:39] here, and my heart beats, the gaze looks at
[00:25:42] the sky, waiting for an answer, the soul
[00:25:46] doesn't believe that you're gone, you're no longer
[00:25:49] here. There's pain in my heart, the gaze looks
[00:25:53] at the sky, waiting for an answer,
[00:25:56] the soul doesn't believe, oh no,
[00:25:59] oh no, oh no.
[00:26:15] Well, in the end, friends, we have performed, and if someone didn't
[00:26:19] like our performance, you can stand up right now and leave
[00:26:21] the hall,
[00:26:24] hmm, we thought so too, we liked
[00:26:26] you too,
[00:26:29] we'll fly to you again from Chelny.
[00:26:33] Just give me a reason, I'll be back, Svetlogorsk,
[00:26:37] give, give, Kirin, give
[00:26:39] us Kirin, Inda, Chelny,
[00:26:43] we want
[00:26:44] to win,
[00:26:52] we thank the Atlantis group of companies,
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[00:26:59] of the Russian Federation, the largest supplier.
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[00:32:51] At the Svetlogorsk festival the planet
[00:32:54] gathered again, there are Kazakhs and Urals, Moscow,
[00:32:57] Tatars and Caucasus, and Balashikha for the first time, and
[00:33:01] beginners usually get lucky hello,
[00:33:03] Svetlogorsk,
[00:33:10] we came from a small provincial city
[00:33:13] Balashikha, usually cities.
[00:33:34] Stop messing around, we ran
[00:33:35] out of gas
[00:33:39] near Smolensk, Mash, how did you get through the Lithuanian
[00:33:42] border guards in this rattle-trap? Unnoticed. They turn away from everything Soviet.
[00:33:46] Soviet.
[00:33:54] That's it, go away. Mash, why did
[00:33:57] you even come here? Yes, I want to start a summer
[00:34:00] fling. Why exactly in Svetlogorsk? It's
[00:34:04] a good place, my relatives told me about it. And what
[00:34:06] did they tell you?
[00:34:17] Where did you learn German? My grandfather is from
[00:34:20] Argentina.
[00:34:27] Mash, what kind of fling, people come here to improve their health,
[00:34:30] to get treated. Guys, take it like
[00:34:34] medicine.
[00:34:41] Mash, the best place to meet people is on the beach, they say there are nudists
[00:34:45] here, well, no, I won't go there, the gulls
[00:34:48] are laughing at me
[00:34:52] there,
[00:34:53] gulls are laughing at me,
[00:34:58] Mash, stop messing around, Alexey Vorobyov is on the jury today, what will
[00:35:01] he think of us, oh, Alexey, I love your song so much, it's
[00:35:04] crazy, but it's mine, it's like
[00:35:08] you sang about me, no, there's another
[00:35:12] line about you.
[00:35:24] Mash, come on, I don't need your Vorobyov, I
[00:35:27] need kiwins, let's go, let's go!
[00:35:43] Nothing can spoil a resort romance, except a saleswoman
[00:35:47] in a 24-hour store, let's quickly
[00:35:50] buy everything and come back to my place, okay,
[00:35:53] oh, Martini, someone's got something planned
[00:35:56] for tonight,
[00:36:00] bread from two days ago, do you like it
[00:36:02] harder,
[00:36:05] oh, lemon waffles, I see you're not
[00:36:09] particular at all.
[00:36:18] Mind your own business, and exactly, will you take a bag?
[00:36:22] No, I mean, she's
[00:36:24] ugly!
[00:36:32] I'm actually here, no, I liked the bearded guy
[00:36:35] more, I'll pluck all your whiskers now,
[00:36:39] oh, great, my legs and bikini
[00:36:40] area,
[00:36:47] that's it, I'm fed up, the evening is canceled, oh
[00:36:51] my God, now it will always be
[00:36:53] day, where did you find such an influential...
[00:37:09] Foreign artists have long stopped coming to us, but it feels
[00:37:12] like this doesn't apply to the stars
[00:37:15] of the eighties, so in the passport office, who
[00:37:18] is next for citizenship?
[00:37:20] citizenship?
[00:37:29] Modern Talking, no Anglicisms, we are now
[00:37:33] modernized
[00:37:34] conversations,
[00:37:37] well, suppose, and what can you be useful to us for, we know something about
[00:37:40] European leaders,
[00:37:44] Macron invited us to a Versailles reception,
[00:37:48] he made a surprise for his wife,
[00:37:52] the concert dragged on, I ran to the toilet and revealed
[00:37:55] her terrible secret, what
[00:37:59] secret, doomed not
[00:38:02] a lady, I noticed it,
[00:38:05] personally made sure and
[00:38:08] was complexed,
[00:38:14] well, fine, but you don't know anything about Russia, yes, we know
[00:38:17] everything,
[00:38:22] bam, it's so hard to live without
[00:38:25] Telegram, without Whatsapp
[00:38:29] and FaceTime, VKontakte
[00:38:33] deleted,
[00:38:36] rotten, only guli-guli-guli
[00:38:40] remains now, only one
[00:38:43] option,
[00:38:45] stop,
[00:38:55] citizenship denied. What do you mean, in Russia now used
[00:38:59] Germans are valued, get out of here,
[00:39:12] even the greatest stars encounter force majeure
[00:39:15] situations, so, Marilyn Monroe 5 minutes before
[00:39:19] the performance.
[00:39:57] one to one,
[00:40:00] meet Marilyn Monroe, real name Norma
[00:40:03] Jean, we'll work it out, for me Jean, that's also
[00:40:06] normal,
[00:40:10] who is this anyway? This is Maria, she fled Russia with ballet
[00:40:14] troupes. Do you do ballet? No,
[00:40:16] troupes.
[00:40:19] I am a pathologist by my first education. In
[00:40:23] general, bring Maria up to speed. Oh, wait, I don't
[00:40:26] even know where to start? Don't be afraid, I'm a master of
[00:40:30] transformation into any celebrities. Look, I'm
[00:40:34] Russian, and I go to
[00:40:37] the end. Well, how do you like it,
[00:40:40] Chapaev?
[00:40:45] So, let's start from the very beginning. You need to offer your hand
[00:40:48] to the president so he can kiss it, right or left? What's
[00:40:51] the difference? What does he like more? Mackerel or
[00:40:54] Belomor?
[00:40:57] success
[00:41:06] joy fun and
[00:41:09] crazy mood
[00:41:13] and don't get in
[00:41:14] the Cadillac,
[00:41:22] this is terrible, Monroe, it's over
[00:41:25] between us, I'm leaving, where's mine?
[00:41:43] Dear friends, we have lived in Balashikha all our lives, but
[00:41:47] only thanks to KVN, we ended up in Svetlogorsk,
[00:41:51] thanks to Russian Railways, you ended up in Svetlogorsk,
[00:42:04] yes, that's the pure
[00:42:05] truth.
[00:42:10] Masha actually works as a conductor on a train. Masha, why did
[00:42:13] you come out in uniform? There's a certain person on the jury who
[00:42:17] likes to sing about transport. Evgeny,
[00:42:20] hello, why are you misleading
[00:42:23] people? Let's listen. Pull
[00:42:27] a lottery ticket, that's
[00:42:29] immediately a lie, pull, whichever I give you,
[00:42:33] that's what it will be,
[00:42:36] so that the vestibule was smoky, so that the vestibule was...
[00:43:10] stations belong to the city of Kandalaksha,
[00:43:31] oh Mash, stop making fun of him, I just
[00:43:34] started
[00:43:36] and generally I counted airplanes. In
[00:43:40] the song, airplanes are mentioned 26
[00:43:43] times, and trains in the song "Trains",
[00:43:47] only eight, take a lesson from the company's
[00:43:50] silence, train, train,
[00:43:53] train, train, train, take
[00:43:56] me away, one person, with one
[00:44:00] line, caught
[00:44:01] up with you,
[00:44:10] the song, you know what it's called, 18
[00:44:13] Birches?
[00:44:22] Mash, why are you bothering him? I'll
[00:44:24] explain now, Zhen, remember
[00:44:27] 2020, the train Barnaul-Moscow, you
[00:44:31] were in my carriage, here's a
[00:44:33] big cup holder in
[00:44:35] the dark,
[00:44:38] a big one in the light.
[00:44:41] you didn't return this to me,
[00:45:00] I can't even imagine how you're going to
[00:45:04] get out of this today.
[00:45:10] Believe in yourself, believe in the washed-up too,
[00:45:13] our day has come, sadness is gone, Svetlo-Tops festival,
[00:45:17] and we don't regret anything,
[00:45:20] nothing to regret, full throttle.
[00:45:23] and Polbedal, Chemine, friend, don't
[00:45:27] let go, don't
[00:45:28] let go,
[00:45:32] the soul of freedom desires,
[00:45:35] I love you too,
[00:45:37] Krey,
[00:45:48] the teams thank the head of the Balashikha city district
[00:45:52] Sergey Gennadievich Yurov, the KVN team
[00:45:54] Inda thanks the club of cheerful
[00:45:57] Naberezhnye Chelny residents congratulates its city
[00:46:01] Naberezhnye Chelny on its 400th anniversary.
[00:46:04] Well, let's continue the festivals, now on this stage,
[00:46:07] the real band is from Miss.
[00:46:47] Well, hello, Svetlogorsk, the city
[00:46:50] of fraudsters, why? Do you know how much money pensioners
[00:46:54] left here?
[00:46:57] Guys, did you hear that gasoline went up in price? What, you don't even
[00:47:01] have a car, well, I haven't stopped smelling
[00:47:04] it. And Max, why are all the kivins
[00:47:08] standing near Khrustalyov? What, birds usually hang out
[00:47:11] near the monument to Lenin?
[00:47:28] Is it very clear that we are not worried about the performance at all? Well,
[00:47:32] of course, I've been preparing for a whole year and developed
[00:47:36] a formula for a winning performance at the music
[00:47:38] festival, so bring
[00:47:40] the board.
[00:47:47] Firstly, there are six of us on stage, just like note, note 7,
[00:47:50] take away the board.
[00:47:53] And what will we do? Well, of course, numbers.
[00:48:06] Many composers are inspired by nature to create their
[00:48:09] works. So, 19th century, somewhere in
[00:48:13] a music publishing house. Gentlemen,
[00:48:15] Rimsky-Korsakov will come here now, he has been watching
[00:48:19] bumblebees for a whole month and wrote The Flight of the Bumblebee.
[00:48:23] My dear,
[00:48:23] come in.
[00:48:32] The bastard hid.
[00:48:35] My God, what's wrong with you? It turns out not all bumblebees
[00:48:38] like to be watched.
[00:48:41] Alright, let's listen to what
[00:48:43] happened.
[00:48:51] What's wrong? I'm having flashbacks.
[00:48:55] So why didn't you run away from that bumblebee? Did you know
[00:48:59] that bumblebees are loyal? I jumped into the water from one,
[00:49:03] and he waited.
[00:49:05] You beast, don't say that. Insects are our
[00:49:09] little brothers. He is not my brother, you
[00:49:12] black and yellow nit.
[00:49:15] Why didn't you write "Flight of the Butterfly"? You're so smart, where were
[00:49:19] you before? I won't write anything else.
[00:49:40] Next, I wrote "Sabre Dance," come after dinner,
[00:49:43] probably.
[00:49:52] We noticed that many songs lack meaning and
[00:49:55] logic, so we present to you our
[00:49:59] musical show "Ulogic
[00:50:01] Melody".
[00:50:05] Hello, this is the show "Ulogic Melody" and I am its host, and we
[00:50:08] are the participants. Your task is to answer logically.
[00:50:11] Let's go, Tanu, Tanu,
[00:50:15] Drowned, correct, hello,
[00:50:18] hello, yes, one, two, three, four, correct,
[00:50:22] we... wish happiness,
[00:50:25] health, correct, Antoshka,
[00:50:27] Antoshka, little Anton, exactly,
[00:50:31] lived at grandma's,
[00:50:34] captive Germans, incredible, songs not yet
[00:50:38] written,
[00:50:39] how many, how many, tell me,
[00:50:43] cuckoo, cuckoo, you didn't finish listening,
[00:50:47] sing,
[00:50:49] cuckoo, that's how it should be. You
[00:50:52] are nobody in my destiny, blessed
[00:50:55] yes, a girl walks slowly uphill,
[00:50:59] correct, there are no such words
[00:51:02] Krepsivalabasta, well yes, I
[00:51:05] am an exhibit, Lenin, yes, I am an exhibit, you
[00:51:09] are my fan, Zyuganov, magnificent,
[00:51:11] disco, disco, teka-teko, yes, yes,
[00:51:15] call me quietly by
[00:51:17] name, Alexey,
[00:51:20] correct, I.
[00:51:25] Efremov, yes, it hooked me,
[00:51:28] it blinded me, a branch,
[00:51:31] yes,
[00:51:34] she will return, Pugacheva,
[00:51:36] correct,
[00:51:44] she is leaving for
[00:51:46] overseas,
[00:51:51] we have a winner.
[00:52:05] Well, guys, this is all cool, of course, but for us to definitely get a
[00:52:09] kivin today, we need to do something memorable. Maybe someone knows how to do
[00:52:12] something? Oh, I can touch the back of my head with my heel. Cool, go
[00:52:16] ahead, but you have to get into an accident first, so everything is clear here, guys, maybe
[00:52:19] someone knows how to parody, I don't know, Gigan, for example, I can,
[00:52:23] but you have to get into an accident first, shut up,
[00:52:26] oh, Tsadykov, you're a flutist. I'm a Buddhist.
[00:52:29] Oh, guys, well, we got such a chance, or maybe
[00:52:33] you know another way for us to be shown on TV. I have one.
[00:52:47] In short, dear Svetlogorsk, we really
[00:52:49] tried, but nothing worked out, goodbye.
[00:53:06] but when I die the
[00:53:07] telephone
[00:53:11] nobody's
[00:53:12] holding
[00:53:20] on
[00:53:24] I don't want to
[00:53:25] be
[00:53:29] oh myself
[00:53:31] anymore.
[00:53:51] And Nikitos, you were supposed to roll out
[00:53:55] the royal,
[00:53:57] there's no royal
[00:54:00] there, there's only
[00:54:02] a piano.
[00:54:06] You are the most erudite idiot I
[00:54:09] know.
[00:54:14] Guys, who wants
[00:54:16] pizza? Eat it yourself, cheer up, thank you.
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[00:54:54] What do you sincerely
[00:54:56] dream about?
[00:54:58] A wish only exists when it is voiced. Say aloud what
[00:55:02] you want.
[00:55:07] I promise you that
[00:55:11] it will definitely come true. These are people,
[00:55:14] and you treat them like suckers, Lyosh, did you come to scold me? Did you formulate
[00:55:17] the wish, write it on a piece of paper? I want to
[00:55:21] imprison you,
[00:55:24] I will pursue you until you stop deceiving people, understood? And do
[00:55:28] you know why everything comes true, all these
[00:55:30] miracles?
[00:55:33] I thought you were trying to do something for us, but she is making
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[01:00:52] it's a debut not only at the music festival, but
[01:00:56] on the First Channel, in principle, from one
[01:00:59] resort to another, from sunny Abkhazia to
[01:01:02] the Baltic coast, meet the KVN team
[01:01:06] Fantasmagorians, the city of Sukhum, Republic
[01:01:10] of Abkhazia.
[01:01:17] For many years we searched for an answer
[01:01:21] why there are no Abkhazians
[01:01:23] on Kivina, and then it dawned
[01:01:27] on us that why search, we just need
[01:01:31] to play in stone, oradanayry.
[01:02:01] Greetings from the unrecognized republic to the unrecognized
[01:02:05] resort.
[01:02:10] A few words about Abkhazia. Now a lot of Russian cinema is being filmed in
[01:02:13] Abkhazia because we are beautiful and cheap.
[01:02:17] How does it turn out for you at the end? Ugly and
[01:02:21] expensive. The whole republic is guessing whether
[01:02:24] Abkhazia will soon take leading positions in the world economy, as
[01:02:28] Zhirinovsky even predicted.
[01:03:00] By the will of fate, it happened that there are no diamonds in our
[01:03:04] country, chrome and
[01:03:07] nickel are not mined, there are no gas deposits, but
[01:03:11] it would be much simpler to live, having
[01:03:14] mastered all this somehow, life would be different.
[01:03:18] If there were oil, if there were oil, don't hang
[01:03:21] your head, there are
[01:03:23] mandarins, we are waiting for the New
[01:03:26] Year, we every year.
[01:03:40] production center in Abkhazia, yes, yes, it
[01:03:43] happens, you know, we, we need some fresh blood, we need new
[01:03:47] Caucasian performers, by the way, there is one such group, guys,
[01:03:50] come in,
[01:03:55] hello everyone, we are the first tearful Caucasian
[01:03:58] group, the click.
[01:05:00] We will not raise these topics, sooner or later it will burst
[01:05:02] out, that's how it
[01:05:04] is.
[01:05:10] The click, so, I hope you've run out of songs. Songs have run out, problems
[01:05:14] remain, so listen to our next song,
[01:05:18] come on, let's go, Hasya, come on, Hasya,
[01:05:22] I am a well-bred person,
[01:05:25] a person, hey, I respect all
[01:05:28] people, all people, hey, but when I see
[01:05:31] a woman, I change drastically. I
[01:05:35] can be understood, because inside
[01:05:38] I have hormones,
[01:05:41] brother, again I meet women with
[01:05:45] a whistle, then I will ask
[01:05:48] them in direct messages,
[01:05:50] something.
[01:05:59] I'll go out.
[01:07:16] You are the most talented shame of the family, Hasik,
[01:07:20] I know, guys, yo-y, we consulted and
[01:07:23] decided that you are going on tour,
[01:07:27] seriously, where, anywhere, as long as it's further
[01:07:30] from Abkhazia, that suits us.
[01:07:43] And recently the airport in Abkhazia reopened. So, a case at
[01:07:46] Sukhum airport. Hello, hello, is this
[01:07:49] baggage? No, this is carry-on luggage. Excellent, let's check it in the
[01:07:53] calibrator. Anzorik,
[01:07:56] here's Anzorik, please insert it into Anzorik. What do you
[01:07:59] mean? Well, look, our airport is new, they haven't issued
[01:08:03] calibrators yet. They only issued Anzorik.
[01:08:06] So please, insert it into Anzorik, what's unclear? Well, there's not
[01:08:10] much space. Of course. You're flying on Pobeda or Dete? If you were flying
[01:08:13] on Aeroflot, Anzorik would do this, Anzorik
[01:08:16] Aeroflot,
[01:08:19] Anzorik, Pobeda, that's it, carefully
[01:08:22] insert it into Anzorik, just don't scratch it, the only one who agreed, please, stop, what
[01:08:26] are you doing, you'll break my Anzorik, well, what should I
[01:08:29] do, I need to pay extra to the airline,
[01:08:32] Anzorik, Anzorik
[01:08:35] money, well, I'm flying on Pobeda, all right,
[01:08:39] Anzorik, little money, oh, farewell.
[01:09:12] Wrap it up, we have to clear the stage in 10 minutes. Don't worry,
[01:09:16] we are an experienced choir, we have sung for so many respected
[01:09:19] people, and what's more, we have sung at the funerals of so many respected
[01:09:23] people.
[01:09:26] But today you need to change your repertoire a bit, you'll have to sing
[01:09:30] Mia Boyka, Egor Kreed, Toxi$. I don't understand,
[01:09:33] what are you suggesting? I am a national artist of
[01:09:36] Abkhazia, for a moment. You tell me, will you be proud of
[01:09:40] this moment your whole life?
[01:09:43] Well, there was some confusion with the documents,
[01:09:45] forget
[01:09:50] it. Then I won't
[01:09:53] perform. Then we'll have to return
[01:09:57] the money.
[01:10:04] Pick up the phone, baby, I know you want to call
[01:10:08] me today, what are we singing? Listen, you disgraced
[01:10:11] my mouth? My mouth is dry.
[01:10:31] Rinsed.
[01:10:37] Yes, guys, I promise you, if you sing well now, you will
[01:10:41] finally have a rider.
[01:10:44] Oh, rider va, oh, rider
[01:10:47] va, and what
[01:10:50] is this?
[01:10:52] Well, you, you wanted to sing Mia Boyka
[01:10:55] yesterday. The word "sing"
[01:10:58] wasn't there.
[01:11:03] Well, you have to
[01:11:05] start somewhere. Pam, pam,
[01:11:08] pam-pam-param, pam, pam, pam-pam-param pam-pam.
[01:12:03] Friends, Abkhazia and Russia - this is a friendship
[01:12:06] that doesn't need to be tested, it's a friendship that needs
[01:12:10] to be enjoyed, yes!
[01:12:15] And I am celebrating
[01:12:16] gratitude,
[01:12:21] getting used to new
[01:12:23] faces,
[01:12:28] Caucasian
[01:12:30] fantasy,
[01:12:35] you have a guest
[01:12:37] from the Caucasus!
[01:13:16] The teams thank the management of the Russian Economic
[01:13:19] University named after Plekhanov and personally the rector Ivan
[01:13:23] Vasilyevich Labanov.
[01:13:25] The teams thank the chairman of the Council of the Central Union of the Russian
[01:13:29] Federation Dmitry Lvovich Zubov and the rector of the Russian
[01:13:32] University of Cooperation, Alsu Rustemovna
[01:13:36] Nabiyeva. Friends, let's continue the music festival,
[01:13:39] despite the fact that the lineup of the next team is exactly three
[01:13:43] times smaller than the number of awards, they will still
[01:13:46] compete for one of these trophies. So,
[01:13:50] meet on this stage the KVN team Leon
[01:13:53] Killer, city.
[01:14:04] Well, hello,
[01:14:07] hello, Svetlogorsk,
[01:14:11] alright, let's immediately define our goals for this festival, we came
[01:14:14] here for a big golden kivin, Gorik, want
[01:14:17] a joke, yes, but we are in
[01:14:20] Yantar Hall, so it turns out we are
[01:14:24] everything here.
[01:14:27] Alright, we came for a small golden
[01:14:29] kivin,
[01:14:32] oh, Tatyana Kurtukova, hello, by the way, my dad
[01:14:36] drinks vodka to your
[01:14:37] songs.
[01:14:45] Yes, we just came to see
[01:14:46] the city.
[01:14:52] Pol, you promised, and you promised that we would come to
[01:14:55] a resort, and what is this? Well, Pol, understand, a resort is anywhere
[01:14:59] there is no wife.
[01:15:02] And you said it would be warm here. I said, "I don't know." When
[01:15:05] a man says, "I don't know," it means no. When a man
[01:15:09] says yes, it means he didn't hear
[01:15:11] the question.
[01:15:20] I understand, good, yes, let's continue. Gorik, by the way, who do
[01:15:23] you think is cooler? Medvedev or Zagitova?
[01:15:27] Yes.
[01:15:32] Medvedeva.
[01:15:36] Okay, the festival is musical, we'll deal with the humor somehow. Now we need
[01:15:40] to close the musical part. I thought Mizulina closes the musical part.
[01:15:55] Well, they need to please them, not scare them, Karik.
[01:15:59] Now we'll please them, Sergey Sergeevich, you're a DJ,
[01:16:02] a conductor.
[01:16:05] So, do this, six seven, six
[01:16:09] seven.
[01:16:13] Did your generation hear anything about semantic
[01:16:16] load? Well, in songs, in
[01:16:19] trends, you'd think your generation's songs all have
[01:16:23] meaning. What did Via Gra sing about? What
[01:16:27] difference does it make?
[01:16:36] This song: "A girl walks barefoot through the city." What a stupid
[01:16:39] song, are you kidding? That's Vyacheslav Butusov. "A girl walks barefoot
[01:16:43] through the city." I remember, the traffic light
[01:16:46] gives way to the girl. From above, an airborne
[01:16:49] traffic warden smiles, the girl nods her head in return. And
[01:16:53] somewhere outside the city, it's not ice, the crowd parts
[01:16:56] for the girl. The girl goes along Pushkinskaya to Ligovsky, taking
[01:17:00] a detour, a steamboat floats by along the canal, and
[01:17:03] outside the window, days flash by, they are as high as
[01:17:07] birds, some fly in
[01:17:09] the clouds, others are not
[01:17:12] visible at all, outside the window, spring
[01:17:15] is blooming, she is in love with someone, and
[01:17:19] that someone sits outside the window and
[01:17:22] watches day after day.
[01:17:25] How the girl walks barefoot through the city, flitting
[01:17:29] like a model through squares and streets. This is about unrequited love.
[01:17:45] Well, alright, Garik, I get it, you won, you caught me sober
[01:17:49] for once.
[01:17:52] Alright, let's move on to humor.
[01:18:07] Sir, don't pass by, try homemade wine.
[01:18:10] Aha, I was kicked out of my house because of your
[01:18:13] homemade wine.
[01:18:15] Why? Because homemade wine provokes domestic
[01:18:18] violence. And I don't like it when I'm
[01:18:22] beaten.
[01:18:31] Oh, it's light, like the internet, you won't feel it during the day, you'll pass out
[01:18:35] at night. Just take a sip and
[01:18:39] choose. I don't need any sips, I'm an experienced person, I can already
[01:18:42] tell by the smell how it will end. No, no, sir,
[01:18:46] I highly recommend this one, try
[01:18:48] it, come on. It says here, clean up
[01:18:52] after dogs, not a word about people.
[01:19:06] Don't do that, I... I do that sober.
[01:19:09] Well, alright, try this option, let's
[01:19:13] try it.
[01:19:15] What do you mean I won't
[01:19:17] swim there?
[01:19:21] You can't cross the border here. Shut up,
[01:19:25] you whore, darling, pick me up, I'm in
[01:19:28] Poland.
[01:19:31] Yes, you know, don't do that either, I don't have my passport with
[01:19:34] me. Well, alright, what do you think of this? Come
[01:19:38] on. Darling, look,
[01:19:42] what a fat seagull! Idiot, don't
[01:19:45] call my mother
[01:19:46] that! This
[01:19:49] one, give
[01:19:52] me this fat seagull, it doesn't matter, give
[01:19:55] me this, Marina Nikolaevna, don't you want to
[01:19:58] drink?
[01:20:13] Sometimes discussing romantic relationships at work is not the best idea in
[01:20:17] a music school.
[01:20:20] Good job, Grishenka, it's turning out great. Polina
[01:20:23] Sergeevna, can I talk to you? It's about our date
[01:20:26] yesterday. I can't, I have a class, talk here, in front
[01:20:30] of the child, in front of the child. Okay, then I would like
[01:20:33] to inquire
[01:20:35] about our yesterday's
[01:20:37] suite. I don't understand what you're talking about. Well, I'm talking
[01:20:41] about why our yesterday's
[01:20:44] mazurka didn't reach the coda. It's just
[01:20:48] that I invited you to a fancy restaurant, and at the most crucial moment, you
[01:20:52] went and
[01:20:54] went home,
[01:20:56] right, Sebastian, but you acted incorrectly. And you know, I'm
[01:21:00] not the type who is ready to make music for a
[01:21:03] cucumber roll.
[01:21:05] And you're like, "No, not without... notes."
[01:21:09] That's not the point, Stepan Arkadyevich, the point is that I was expecting
[01:21:12] a romance. You just want boogie-woogie. What
[01:21:16] makes you say that? The fact that before playing a violin, you need
[01:21:20] to tune it, not just pull out
[01:21:22] the bow.
[01:21:26] And you know, I was just very nervous at the realization that for the first
[01:21:29] time in a long time, I would finish a part, not
[01:21:31] solo.
[01:21:41] It's not my fault that you were only given to
[01:21:44] solo by nature. So you started talking, then you're a C
[01:21:48] note in the middle octave, everyone has had you,
[01:21:51] from
[01:21:54] a student to a professor.
[01:21:57] Rude! And my friends warned me that it would all lead to a
[01:22:00] A minor pentatonic. Even I didn't
[01:22:04] understand that just now.
[01:22:07] You know, the mazurka didn't reach the coda because you have something of
[01:22:10] Tchaikovsky in you. Those are just rumors, I've had
[01:22:14] women. I understand, I'm sorry, my
[01:22:17] class is over, and apparently, so is
[01:22:20] childhood.
[01:22:26] Satisfied? Grishenka, I'm sorry, please go
[01:22:30] home. Oh, wait, homework,
[01:22:33] forget this conversation, while you!
[01:22:58] Thank you, dear friends, we wanted to say this,
[01:23:02] you know, we are an adequate team, we don't live in
[01:23:05] the clouds, we understand that we don't really sing, we are not very
[01:23:09] musical, so these kivins, we would like them to
[01:23:13] go to truly deserving teams, there are such teams
[01:23:16] today, and what about us, we
[01:23:19] will go to our rented apartment after the
[01:23:22] festival, sit and look out the
[01:23:25] window, in the window
[01:23:28] a girl walks barefoot through the city,
[01:23:44] everything will work out for her, alright, let's go, bow, well, if you want to
[01:23:48] bow,
[01:24:07] Friends, the Kaliningrad region is the westernmost
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[01:24:23] 80 years ago, here, in the ruins of Königsberg,
[01:24:27] a new life began, and today Kaliningrad is one of
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[01:24:37] Thanks to those who started it, happy holiday to everyone who
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[01:30:22] So, well, let's continue, welcome to this stage
[01:30:25] the KVN team Muscovites, REU named after Plekhanov.
[01:30:28] Let's go.
[01:31:02] Well hello
[01:31:03] colleagues,
[01:31:11] so immediately a riddle, German philosopher, four letters,
[01:31:15] died, forgot, a song about
[01:31:19] vacation,
[01:31:22] Swedish buffet in the hotel,
[01:31:25] full dishes, and
[01:31:28] a week later, what are you, where are you from?
[01:31:32] where are the Muscovites
[01:31:35] full
[01:31:37] of go,
[01:31:42] phone.
[01:31:47] We've all seen the show The Voice, but before filming, they hold a closed
[01:31:51] casting, which, luckily, they don't show us. Let's go through your
[01:31:55] Nekrutoy. It says here
[01:31:59] Igor Losh, well, I mean, continue.
[01:32:02] performer: singer Tatyana Kurt,
[01:32:06] Ludwig van, well, free, four, finished,
[01:32:09] performer Dima Bilan, everyone knows that, right, so
[01:32:12] that's it, get out of here, well let me sing Muslim Magomaev,
[01:32:16] Blue Eternity, oh, good, at least not sea, sea, that's what it
[01:32:19] is,
[01:32:22] but there's one problem, I sing well only in the shower, sing,
[01:32:25] come on, the sea
[01:32:29] has returned, talk.
[01:32:33] seagulls, very bad, with my heart, the surf, I'm
[01:32:36] shy, the dawn
[01:32:38] awakens, the heart is like
[01:32:42] a song, meets
[01:32:45] a friend,
[01:32:47] the heart is like a song flies from
[01:32:51] the chest,
[01:32:54] oh sea-sea
[01:32:55] appeared,
[01:33:00] you for a short time.
[01:33:03] Give the surf,
[01:33:06] super, great, bravo,
[01:33:09] bravo, oh no, get out, you messed up,
[01:33:21] every person has a love for art, many just
[01:33:25] carefully hide it, so, in
[01:33:27] the car service,
[01:33:30] meet Pasha. Well there was one
[01:33:33] at
[01:33:38] Pasha's a little secret, when everyone left, he danced
[01:33:42] ballet.
[01:33:51] Pasha looked a little
[01:33:53] like a ballet star, he drank like Volochkova and could
[01:33:57] keep his secret for a long time, but this time he forgot
[01:34:00] to close the door,
[01:34:03] Mikhalych,
[01:34:06] Pasha's colleagues were surprised, their heterosexual
[01:34:09] world was invaded, I'm shocked, I'm
[01:34:12] stunned, you don't like girls, they said
[01:34:15] that, we replaced
[01:34:16] the swear word,
[01:34:20] fired,
[01:34:23] I'll buy a ticket to Moscow and light a Marlboro, I'll dance
[01:34:27] at the Bolshoi Theater, even though I'm
[01:34:30] 35, I'll ask the car service, I'll
[01:34:33] shine,
[01:34:43] oh hello everyone, take me to the
[01:34:46] ballet, do you even know what
[01:34:49] Batman is? Joker, where's Joker? It's
[01:34:52] Batman!
[01:34:55] That's it, get out, I didn't like you at the voice
[01:34:58] audition either,
[01:35:01] then the prima of heavenly beauty comes out, Pasha's heart is not
[01:35:05] in place and his pants are a little. And it seemed that for Pasha, ballet
[01:35:08] was closed, but the prima ballerina will fulfill his dream.
[01:35:12] Sir, don't be sad, I understand you. I'm a ballerina, and
[01:35:15] at night I overhaul engines, and honestly, I enjoy
[01:35:19] trying to fix a worn-out wheel
[01:35:22] alignment,
[01:35:24] you're like the ballet Carmen, an elegant gypsy, and you're my
[01:35:28] dream, a ruined UAZ van.
[01:35:42] Pasha danced like a god, like a white swan.
[01:36:15] has his own dream, he must go for it, even if you are a simple
[01:36:18] electrical installer, well, for the first time in his life he said
[01:36:22] something sensible, but I didn't say that, it was said
[01:36:25] by the electrical installer of aircraft equipment Sergey Sergeevich
[01:36:29] Zhilin, because we are with you, champions
[01:36:33] of love,
[01:36:36] what for!
[01:36:45] Well, a great performance, Agiza, finish it.
[01:37:16] Give me a bird,
[01:37:29] well, who said it has to be only funny, it can also be scary.
[01:37:45] Kolinsky vagabonds, Pyatigorsk team,
[01:37:48] Ruden team, Pair by pair are teams that have
[01:37:51] twice won the main prize of the music festival.
[01:37:55] And now, the team that has a chance to repeat this success
[01:37:58] will come on stage, because they already have
[01:38:02] one victory, one main prize of the music festival
[01:38:05] in their asset. Welcome to this stage, the
[01:38:08] KVN team Karakus, the city of Almetyevsk, Republic of
[01:38:12] Tatarstan. Welcome!
[01:38:15] Hello,
[01:38:22] flew, weeks and years,
[01:38:25] flew, socks, here,
[01:38:29] we know that we will definitely win
[01:38:32] and in a couple of days we will fly home on a bird,
[01:38:35] улет,
[01:38:42] good evening, friends, on stage Karakus, we... came to you from
[01:38:46] Tatarstan, what can we boast about, well, recently in
[01:38:49] Kazan a summit was held, where the President of Russia met with
[01:38:52] representatives of other countries, excellent, I actually have a song on this topic:
[01:38:55] песня:
[01:38:58] Our President communicates very well with leaders of other countries,
[01:39:01] an individual approach to
[01:39:04] everyone begins with a greeting, he greets Trump
[01:39:08] like this, he greets Kim Jong-un
[01:39:11] like this, he greets Modi like this, only with Lukashenko.
[01:39:25] Oh, Vorobyov. jury,
[01:39:29] how many,
[01:39:33] what, how many, how many sparrows,
[01:39:36] one sparrow, oh, still eagles on the jury, ask how many eagles
[01:39:40] are sitting, so,
[01:39:44] and anyway, this is an international festival, let's show something international,
[01:39:48] let's sing like a Korean K-pop group, oh no, that won't
[01:39:51] work, firstly, they have more people in the group, and secondly, we can't sing in Korean,
[01:39:55] don't worry, I'll sing everything for everyone now.
[01:40:35] Listen, where are our girls?
[01:40:38] Boys, we're
[01:40:40] here,
[01:40:44] wow, you're
[01:40:47] amazing, are you like lifeguards? Well, yeah,
[01:40:50] I saved Zhenya Trofimova last night, she
[01:40:54] changed her mind.
[01:40:59] What kind of lifeguards are you, you can't even swim, so what, we work from
[01:41:02] the shore, Dianka, demonstrate, help, come
[01:41:05] on, me, me,
[01:41:09] yourself, yourself,
[01:41:12] well done,
[01:41:15] by the way, she'll also do artificial respiration, yeah, and why not
[01:41:19] you, well, how to explain, have you ever seen
[01:41:22] what strongmen do with heating pads,
[01:41:26] oh, what a shell... Oh, Nastya, you probably shouldn't lean
[01:41:29] like that, when you stand like that, Lithuanians think you've pointed a hazelnut at them,
[01:41:42] yeah, really a tough
[01:41:44] nut,
[01:41:47] listen, don't look at me like I'm a woman, I can hit hard, hear that, I don't care
[01:41:50] who you are, I can file a complaint against a woman, enough,
[01:41:54] enough, enough, guys, let's not quarrel, let's rather show what...
[01:42:27] without you, without hope and
[01:42:30] without
[01:42:32] limits,
[01:42:35] and if you didn't exist, I would try
[01:42:39] to invent
[01:42:40] love,
[01:42:44] like a painter who sees under his
[01:42:46] fingers, put the colors of the
[01:42:50] day, and who can't
[01:42:54] believe it.
[01:43:27] all the resorts in the world, and how? well, like a film about Michael Jackson, so that Svetlogorsk
[01:43:31] can also earn billions of dollars, so welcome
[01:43:35] the King of Resorts
[01:43:36] Svetlogorsk,
[01:43:44] it's 20° Celsius peak,
[01:43:46] take your swimming trunks and
[01:43:50] down jacket with you, you don't need to take any
[01:43:53] sunscreens with you!
[01:44:00] you can lie there for 10 days, but your tan won't be
[01:44:03] black.
[01:44:10] there are cooler
[01:44:11] resorts,
[01:44:15] it's better to fly to Turkey, everyone knows that, in
[01:44:18] Svetlogorsk it's very boring, and we have all-inclusive,
[01:44:22] waterfalls, sea, you can go on excursions, and
[01:44:26] of course, on a banana, they can ride you, ride you, ride you,
[01:44:29] ride you, ride you, they can
[01:44:31] ride you,
[01:44:37] if someone says, Svetlogorsk residents, relax...
[01:44:40] fly, there are no adventures, in Svetlogorsk after
[01:44:44] six, there is a good old way to have a great
[01:44:47] holiday all 5 days, remember the order in this
[01:44:50] order, namely drink beer after vodka, beer after
[01:44:54] vodka, that's
[01:44:56] the answer,
[01:45:04] Dubai, Dubai,
[01:45:07] only.
[01:45:10] people are sunbathing there,
[01:45:13] and here you have it all year round,
[01:45:17] du, tubak,
[01:45:21] tubak, only,
[01:45:24] you're so
[01:45:25] funny,
[01:45:29] you saved money for a year,
[01:45:32] so your vacation would be luxurious,
[01:45:35] and you did the right thing by choosing
[01:45:38] Svetlogorsk.
[01:45:40] Orsk, here at any time of the year, you will
[01:45:44] have a great rest,
[01:45:46] you'll come, drop your things and immediately go
[01:45:50] into the
[01:45:51] sea,
[01:45:56] and then you'll go in up to your
[01:45:57] knees,
[01:46:02] then you'll go in up to your
[01:46:03] waist,
[01:46:08] and how will I swim then?
[01:46:11] Beer after vodka and the water won't be
[01:46:14] cold, wow, that's a
[01:46:17] different matter,
[01:46:21] everyone who decides to fly to Svetlogorsk
[01:46:23] will be personally met at the
[01:46:27] airport, we'll bring you bread and salt
[01:46:30] and you'll realize, it's not a
[01:46:33] dream,
[01:46:37] to all tourists of Svetlogorsk, hello.
[01:47:25] Svetlogorsk, definitely the best resort in
[01:47:29] the world,
[01:47:37] the teams thank you.
[01:48:18] learn the Chinese hieroglyph shu,
[01:48:21] tree, fold a paper
[01:48:24] airplane, read 500
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[01:53:11] Welcome to Rabat. Do you
[01:53:13] often fish here? Yes, constantly. And you have such
[01:53:17] a gorgeous outfit? Yes, I dressed up for
[01:53:20] the fish. Here at the market. sugar cane is given, from
[01:53:24] it they make juice, well now you yourself will
[01:53:26] make it, this is what I understand,
[01:53:30] making juice from a stick with your own hands, this is
[01:53:33] a crossing over the Oued Bourigreg river, we use it
[01:53:37] to get from Rabat to the neighboring city of Sale, it's like
[01:53:41] a suburban
[01:53:42] bus,
[01:53:45] premiere, the lives of others,
[01:53:49] tomorrow on Channel One.
[01:53:52] So, let's continue, many complain that it's
[01:53:55] cold in Svetlogorsk, but now a team
[01:53:59] will come on stage, after whose performance it will become
[01:54:02] a little warmer, at least in the
[01:54:05] soul, welcome to this stage, the KVN team,
[01:54:08] Donetsk Ridge, the city of Donetsk, Donetsk
[01:54:12] People's
[01:54:13] Republic,
[01:54:17] we came to you from
[01:54:19] Donetsk,
[01:54:21] relatives. and men
[01:54:24] brought a lot of
[01:54:26] color,
[01:54:29] oh no, the ridge is on our
[01:54:33] vintage style. they are candies, but
[01:54:37] only grillage, shake the stage,
[01:54:40] catch our flashmob, let's all do
[01:54:44] op-op-op
[01:54:44] оп-оп-оп,
[01:54:51] op, op, well,
[01:54:53] hello,
[01:55:01] well, on stage, Donbass, many, when...
[01:55:05] hear Donbass, imagine the Cote d'Azur,
[01:55:08] convertibles, Kim
[01:55:11] Kardashian, a shop selling draft beer on the first
[01:55:15] floor, well, in some ways you're
[01:55:17] right, Syushenka, why are you so
[01:55:21] happy, I found a nude beach in Svetlogorsk,
[01:55:24] and where is it, where I decide,
[01:55:28] come out demons, we will dance in Jersey, step aside,
[01:55:31] I will enter, I'm on Sunday, hello everyone.
[01:55:37] Dan, what is this? What are you, guys, not in trend,
[01:55:40] Shaman burned his pants, and I burned mine. What if Shaman jumped
[01:55:44] from the ninth floor,
[01:55:47] if
[01:55:54] only we knew what was in his head,
[01:55:58] well, we'll fight for the bird, well, with God's help,
[01:56:01] let's go!
[01:56:16] The sommelier uses the term "hear the aroma" in his work, we, however,
[01:56:20] understood it somewhat differently. So, the first Donetsk
[01:56:23] musical sommelier. Sergey Shazanovich, let's start
[01:56:26] the tasting.
[01:56:32] Well, you know, it's something aged.
[01:56:36] it stood in the cellar for a very long time,
[01:56:39] fermented and unexpectedly
[01:56:42] shot, and what
[01:56:44] about that,
[01:56:46] she looks like mom, among everyone in this
[01:56:50] club, well, you know, notes
[01:56:52] are audible,
[01:56:58] oh no, notes are not audible,
[01:57:01] I don't recommend it, everything here is completely unnatural, and what do you say
[01:57:05] about that,
[01:57:11] well, you know, it's like
[01:57:12] white,
[01:57:16] well, it's like not white,
[01:57:19] but I'm more inclined to say it's white, that's it,
[01:57:22] aha,
[01:57:28] it's Leps, everyone knows him,
[01:57:31] here's such an option,
[01:57:34] somehow,
[01:57:38] give me
[01:57:45] Leps, let's drink it down
[01:57:46] quickly,
[01:57:50] in general, that's all, come tomorrow,
[01:57:52] I'll show you musical
[01:57:56] hangover,
[01:58:02] what about that.
[01:58:07] in one of the cafes on the Svetlogorsk embankment,
[01:58:10] please, here's your bill,
[01:58:13] insufficient funds, well, I mean insufficient, I used this card
[01:58:17] all day yesterday, it was enough for everything,
[01:58:20] young man, come back a little later, what shall we
[01:58:23] do, well, I don't know, there's a DJ console, I'll play some tracks, earn
[01:58:27] some money, Seryozha, what kind of DJ are you, yes, I'm
[01:58:30] talented, oh, your talent, when you need and don't need to quote Brother
[01:58:34] Two? You'll go with me to
[01:58:36] America,
[01:58:39] do whatever you want, just pay the bill, well, people,
[01:58:42] now you have a new DJ, DJ
[01:58:46] Sergey, as
[01:58:47] for the dollar,
[01:58:56] weddings,
[01:58:57] anniversaries,
[01:59:03] the DJ writes: only about real everyday situations that he
[01:59:07] himself has been in, if you order
[01:59:10] delivery, she said she didn't want anything, and you
[01:59:14] really didn't order her anything,
[01:59:17] a mistake, worse
[01:59:19] than betrayal, a complete
[01:59:23] goat,
[01:59:31] listen, who are you, what are you doing here,
[01:59:33] and I... from
[01:59:36] Viktor Semenovich,
[01:59:38] well, if you're directly from
[01:59:40] me,
[01:59:43] then play. Well, people,
[01:59:45] let's continue!
[01:59:50] Play a track for
[01:59:51] 500 rubles.
[01:59:56] Man, here's the money, play something
[01:59:58] summery, especially for those who are worried about their
[02:00:02] vacation, so you don't forget anything,
[02:00:06] don't be late, don't get
[02:00:08] robbed,
[02:00:12] sit down for a bit before you go,
[02:00:15] sit down for a bit before you go.
[02:00:18] That's what grandma taught us,
[02:00:22] stare at the
[02:00:23] wall for 5 minutes,
[02:00:30] Seryozha, why didn't you tell me that you're so good at it, I
[02:00:34] just didn't want to share it with you,
[02:00:37] because you didn't appreciate that I sneeze like
[02:00:39] Brezhnev,
[02:00:43] bless you, well, people, how do you like
[02:00:46] it! Let's go, I'll shout Ser, you shout
[02:00:49] Gay, oh no, maybe it's better
[02:00:51] not to,
[02:00:55] Seryozha, play Vorobyov for me, I don't work
[02:00:59] for free,
[02:01:02] Syuz, did you have money all this time, well, that's my
[02:01:06] money, your money, that's our
[02:01:09] money, oh so, Ksyusha, then the next
[02:01:13] track is for you, to marry, not to drink water, Hello,
[02:01:41] I'm the director of this establishment, this is
[02:01:43] a sensation, we've never had nine people before.
[02:01:49] Stay and work with us, no, thank you, I've already
[02:01:52] collected the necessary amount, now I'll only have one hobby,
[02:01:56] that's my Ksyusha, and DJing, and DJing is
[02:02:00] not a hobby, it's the love of my life,
[02:02:26] Today all the teams in their performances at the end will sing
[02:02:30] a lot of songs, well, we are a soulful team, so we invite
[02:02:34] all of you to our place, there will be barbecue,
[02:02:38] fish, fresh vegetables, we'll get some
[02:02:41] beer, that's the song,
[02:02:45] we're waiting for everyone at...
[02:02:57] So friends, let's continue, the third attempt to win
[02:03:00] one of these awards will now be made by, perhaps,
[02:03:04] one of the most colorful and multinational teams
[02:03:08] of our club, welcome to the stage
[02:03:11] the RUDN team, the Russian
[02:03:14] University of Friendship of Peoples named after Patrice.
[02:03:47] It rained for 2 weeks, well, hello
[02:03:49] everyone,
[02:03:56] once again, hello, as you have already understood, we represent
[02:03:59] RUDN, the Russian University of Friendship with some
[02:04:03] peoples,
[02:04:06] our team has people from different regions, for example,
[02:04:09] Magic and Edik, let's say, the barbecue zone of our
[02:04:12] team, hey, what are you carrying,
[02:04:16] or these guys.
[02:04:51] And now we move on to the main program. Eduard, your
[02:04:54] line.
[02:05:07] At the travel agency.
[02:05:10] Hello, I want a refund for my vacation.
[02:05:13] Why? At your resorts, I feel
[02:05:17] at home. And what's the problem? My home is
[02:05:19] bad. And what exactly don't you like?
[02:05:23] Too many people, I didn't think there could be a queue
[02:05:27] in the sea.
[02:05:29] Secondly. Very expensive, I rented a sun lounger for
[02:05:32] 3,000 rubles. This is more than the WVP of my
[02:05:36] country. By 3.00
[02:05:38] rubles.
[02:05:41] I also got scared as hell when I saw this. And
[02:05:44] what's so scary about this? In our Congo, it's
[02:05:47] execution.
[02:05:50] Okay, let's find you another destination. Here's Anapa,
[02:05:54] never in my life. I was sunbathing there, and
[02:05:57] volunteers put me in a bag.
[02:06:02] Probably got it wrong, they got it wrong, they shouted:
[02:06:05] "Oh, a black man, let's pick him up."
[02:06:09] But there are good things too, on our beaches you can eat well. Aha,
[02:06:13] hot corn, hot belyashi, why is everything hot
[02:06:16] in the heat, but it's all tasty, tasty,
[02:06:20] belyash is just fried dough with butter, actually with
[02:06:23] meat, not
[02:06:24] belyash.
[02:06:29] That's all. No, I couldn't even buy a single souvenir
[02:06:33] for my relatives, why? Because there are no mugs with the name
[02:06:36] Abeba. And these constant
[02:06:40] queues for the toilet annoy me. What's the difficulty in waiting 5 minutes? You didn't
[02:06:44] eat.
[02:06:51] Okay, but you should have liked our discos.
[02:06:55] No, I felt like prey there, they were
[02:06:58] hunting me.
[02:07:03] You know what pisses me off the most about this? I
[02:07:07] want more.
[02:07:20] I'll tell you a secret, it's here in Ruden that groups are selected for
[02:07:24] Intervision, but not all of them make it to the stage. Well,
[02:07:28] our selection for Intervision is open. Who's first?
[02:07:31] Wow, how colorful. And what's your
[02:07:34] name? We are the Middle Eastern
[02:07:36] Culture Room. Well,
[02:07:39] sing.
[02:07:43] Cities
[02:07:44] stretch out,
[02:07:51] I've been in each
[02:07:52] of them, on the
[02:07:55] salty line.
[02:08:24] Wait, why are you singing in Russian? Because we're from a Russian city, from Dubai.
[02:08:28] Get out, you can't show that. Intervision, next!
[02:08:32] Hello, I'm Garik
[02:08:33] Stukachov. And what do
[02:08:37] you have?
[02:08:40] Channel One, I tell you, Channel
[02:08:43] One, I tell you, keeps accounts on Instagram, and
[02:08:47] what about Telegram? Get
[02:08:51] out of here!
[02:08:53] Next!
[02:08:57] You again? Who are you? This time we're
[02:09:01] the Migrantushki
[02:09:02] International group.
[02:09:05] And what are you singing? Our working
[02:09:07] song.
[02:09:10] Again
[02:09:12] a broom.
[02:09:15] Take your broom, let's go.
[02:09:17] A broom.
[02:09:20] A broom. With
[02:09:22] a broom.
[02:09:24] We are Russian only one.
[02:09:28] A broom.
[02:09:36] You can't show that on Intervision, get out of here!
[02:09:39] Next! Hello, who are you? I'm rapper
[02:09:43] Macaque.
[02:09:45] So you remade Macam, there is such
[02:09:48] a rapper, and what do you sing? I perform in
[02:09:51] the genre of gangsta, children's songs,
[02:09:53] show me. My phone is ringing, who
[02:09:56] is speaking?
[02:10:12] Shak-shak
[02:10:13] chocolate,
[02:10:22] excellent, you will perform for an African country, for
[02:10:25] France, next.
[02:10:37] Hello, who are you? We are the
[02:10:39] FSB choir. I've never heard of such a thing...
[02:10:43] We try.
[02:10:47] Wait, you're not on any list, who invited
[02:10:50] you?
[02:10:54] No idea, Kotyov, get out of here. Well,
[02:10:58] what will you sing? A song about
[02:11:00] Svetlogorsk.
[02:11:04] A boy with cotton candy and
[02:11:06] a shashlik vendor by dates, an elderly
[02:11:10] grandma.
[02:11:16] On the Curonian Spit, waitress Oksana, marzipan
[02:11:18] seller. But in
[02:11:22] reality, they're all
[02:11:24] together,
[02:11:27] officers, officers, under
[02:11:30] cover officers.
[02:11:44] Here even a slug
[02:11:48] can be a person.
[02:11:53] Congratulations, you passed the audition, and you too. Let it
[02:12:08] be embarrassing, and if.
[02:12:11] What to do?
[02:12:15] Combined Rudan, thank you, guys, wait, can I
[02:12:18] speak? Well, of course, yes,
[02:12:20] you can.
[02:12:22] This is my last game, I'm going home,
[02:12:25] I spent 5 years in Russia, and I realized
[02:12:28] that there is no
[02:12:31] racism here, yes, they made fun of me, but
[02:12:35] the intonation was always
[02:12:38] kind.
[02:12:46] Thank you,
[02:12:47] Russia.
[02:12:56] Can I, can I record a video for memory, with all
[02:13:00] of you? Of course, let's support Hans,
[02:13:02] let's on 3-4
[02:13:06] shout Kivin together,
[02:13:08] ready? 3, che!
[02:13:20] Thank you, I will rewatch it and smile, how
[02:13:24] sweet, it's because it will remind us of us. No, on
[02:13:28] it, 2,000 white people do what a black
[02:13:31] person says.
[02:13:38] Svetlogorsk, we kiss your
[02:13:39] pretzels!
[02:13:43] To live God's game like for the
[02:13:46] first time,
[02:13:49] we want to slow down time,
[02:13:52] if our last
[02:13:55] time is inevitable,
[02:13:58] somewhere there, somewhere there,
[02:14:02] let everything be for the last time,
[02:14:05] but not now, not now, not
[02:14:08] now, if we disperse.
[02:14:42] Pushilina, as well as the specialized developer
[02:14:46] Liniya Zhizni: you build houses, we
[02:14:50] make jokes. Congratulations on the launch of the Polovetsky residential complex
[02:14:53] in the city of Donetsk. The teams thank the leadership
[02:14:57] of the Russian University of Friendship of Peoples named after Patrice
[02:15:00] Lumumba represented by Rector Oleg Alexandrovich
[02:15:03] Yastrebov and President of RUDN University Vladimir Mikhailovich
[02:15:07] Filippov, as well as Vladislav Evgenievich
[02:15:10] Zelentsov. So, friends. A large
[02:15:14] Kivin in dark, a small Kivin in
[02:15:17] gold, these awards are already in the asset of the next
[02:15:20] team, but of course they dream of a big
[02:15:23] Kivin in gold.
[02:15:55] They didn't agree to pork, these are
[02:15:57] Cossacks, these are well-behaved, these are
[02:16:01] Cossacks, we're the head of the feast.
[02:16:17] Assalamu
[02:16:18] alaykum.
[02:16:27] Well, Svetlogorsk, welcome, educated
[02:16:30] Kazakhs on stage, educated,
[02:16:32] that too.
[02:16:34] Well, guys, festival, what's new? I've started
[02:16:38] a business, supplying Vishnevsky's mother to Europe, and
[02:16:41] why? Why is she
[02:16:43] rotting there?
[02:16:50] G-Greetings, Volgograd police!
[02:16:53] What? I got lost, huh?
[02:16:57] Yours, yes, ours. What did he do? While I was sleeping, he re-glued all the letters
[02:17:01] on my tunic.
[02:17:05] Egghead!
[02:17:09] What, did you just hatch? Okay, Kazakhs, turn out your
[02:17:13] pockets, come on, come on,
[02:17:14] turn them out.
[02:17:17] Why do you have such a big pocket? It's just that I flew here without
[02:17:20] luggage. Okay, Kazakhs, purpose of visit?
[02:17:23] Like for the festival, for wine. So you
[02:17:27] flew 4000 km for a metal bird on a plastic
[02:17:30] stand? Yes, turn out your back pockets too,
[02:17:34] come on, come on, turn them out. Why
[02:17:36] aren't you turning them out? I have something in there, just
[02:17:40] something forbidden, yes, forbidden. I love
[02:17:44] honest people, I love the Volgograd
[02:17:46] police.
[02:17:50] All the best. Hey, Yernar, where were you? At Kant's
[02:17:53] grave, perhaps?
[02:17:57] Or perhaps with Kant? We weren't
[02:17:59] talking.
[02:18:04] And who's on the jury today? Alexey Vorobyov, by the
[02:18:07] way, is in the top 100 most sexy men on the planet.
[02:18:11] Wait, why were you looking at this
[02:18:13] list?
[02:18:18] Well, I was flipping through, looking for myself. Yes, I
[02:18:22] flipped, I finished!
[02:18:25] Who else? How about Tatyana Kurtukova?
[02:18:28] Seriously? Give these women flowers.
[02:18:53] What does she look like? I don't know.
[02:19:14] Wait, wait, what's this nonsense? This isn't music at all. Why are you
[02:19:18] рассказываешь, ты вот лучше народному артисту россии, вот ему
[02:19:22] скажи, вот.
[02:19:40] Sergey, Sergeyevich, you too, your pockets, show
[02:19:42] them.
[02:19:45] The back ones too. Eh, okay, don't drive me crazy, NK,
[02:19:47] let's go.
[02:19:58] In a taxi.
[02:20:00] Radio MS. That's it,
[02:20:03] we've arrived.
[02:20:08] Glad, I'll pay an extra 200 rubles. Can we finish
[02:20:10] listening to the song? It's just that I met my ex-wife to this
[02:20:13] song. Is that it? Yes.
[02:20:16] Come on. I've wanted to
[02:20:19] say for a long time that I
[02:20:22] love you. I love
[02:20:26] you alone, like no one
[02:20:29] ever did.
[02:20:32] I remember dancing a slow dance with my ex to this
[02:20:35] song. What if I throw in a thousand
[02:20:39] and we dance?
[02:20:43] Are you crazy? I'll give you five stars, get out of
[02:20:46] the car now, I'll show you, come
[02:20:49] here.
[02:20:57] Give me five stars right
[02:20:58] away now.
[02:21:01] And by any chance, didn't you have a delicious meal in a restaurant
[02:21:04] to this song?
[02:21:07] We were walking with her. Oh, too bad, I'm sorry. Yes,
[02:21:11] 513, yes. And you're next, sit down. No, no, I won't
[02:21:14] go with you.
[02:21:17] Oh no, you misunderstood, he paid me for
[02:21:19] it.
[02:21:22] Are you stupid? All the more reason not to go, I explained everything.
[02:21:38] This year, Russia gave Kazakhstan four Amur
[02:21:41] tigers. Six months after living in Kazakhstan, they came
[02:21:45] to interview them. Tigers, hello, well, tell us, how are you
[02:21:49] living here? It's not life, it's
[02:21:51] a song! It's cozy here,
[02:21:55] spacious, tasty,
[02:21:58] many different kinds
[02:22:00] of places. It's just that
[02:22:03] it's sad in the evenings here.
[02:22:08] Four males,
[02:22:11] so please register one tigress here, and
[02:22:15] a friend, let her bring her, okay. Have you made friends with any of the neighbors yet?
[02:22:19] Yes, of course, with the Kazakh eagle, the Belarusian bison,
[02:22:22] and these snow leopards, snow leopards.
[02:22:25] Yes, what about the animals from overseas, how are the relations? Well,
[02:22:29] how to say, it's better to sing.
[02:22:32] Lives in the westernmost cage,
[02:22:35] the Andean blonde crocodile,
[02:22:38] ate the Venezuelan capybara,
[02:22:42] said he asked for it.
[02:22:45] And he also
[02:22:47] blocked the Iranian
[02:22:51] saiga's watering
[02:22:54] hole just like that. Everyone is silent,
[02:22:57] la-la-la, la-la-la, even
[02:23:00] the British goat, la-la-la,
[02:23:03] la-la-la, and even the Polish one.
[02:24:07] We thought, why do we always come to you, esteemed jury? Now
[02:24:11] you come to us in Kazakhstan, especially since according to Kazakh tradition, we meet
[02:24:15] each guest personally. No need to book a hotel,
[02:24:18] you will stay with us. Who meets whom? I get
[02:24:22] Medvedev, I get Kurtukova. That's it, disarm. There's no such
[02:24:24] tradition. Why do I need Golygina
[02:24:28] at home?
[02:24:30] Hey, guys, guys, stop hinting at this. We've been coming
[02:24:33] here for the fourth year and haven't won a big golden Kivin once. I consulted
[02:24:37] with this person here, if we had won it the first year, we would
[02:24:41] be free by now and would have a big golden
[02:24:44] Kivin and Nartoi. Team KNNK
[02:24:48] Kazakhstan.
[02:24:52] We come for the big golden one, we haven't won it for many
[02:24:55] years, and we are studying. It seems we
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[02:25:03] It has long been filled with that dream of flying
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[02:30:38] You can study the history of the Soviet Union of the 20th century simply by
[02:30:41] Shostakovich's music. He put a
[02:30:44] culminating point in the understanding
[02:30:47] of the Russian musical school. The Seventh
[02:30:50] Symphony was inspired by the terrible events
[02:30:53] of 1941. 28, I ask you
[02:30:56] to repeat, read
[02:30:57] from the beginning.
[02:31:01] struck this. His powerful
[02:31:04] description of Hitler's
[02:31:06] hordes. Shostakovich was banned
[02:31:09] twice, the first time 6 years before the Leningrad
[02:31:12] Symphony, the second time 6 years after. He was literally played
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[02:31:20] thrown into oblivion. He used his own
[02:31:23] and indicators that
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[02:31:29] he contemplates in music.
[02:31:34] People who know will play these four notes, everyone will understand that it's
[02:31:37] Shostakovich. For the 120th anniversary of the birth
[02:31:41] of Dmitry Shostakovich,
[02:31:44] premiere today on the first. Well,
[02:31:48] now onto this stage will come the silver
[02:31:51] medalists of the higher league of last season, who,
[02:31:55] personally, to my surprise, are in Svetlogorsk for the first time. On
[02:31:59] this stage, the KVN team, it's them.
[02:32:02] Synergy University, Moscow.
[02:32:05] Let's go. Hello, Svetlogorsk, they
[02:32:09] led from Moscow, meet the Baltic
[02:32:12] crossing, we are already our own. Here to
[02:32:15] have fun, pump up the amber.
[02:32:19] Who is this on stage?
[02:32:31] Well, it's a very important game, for winning they don't give
[02:32:35] just anything, but a metal
[02:32:37] bird. Oh,
[02:32:39] a plane.
[02:32:42] No, these just stand, they don't fly. Well, what's this now if not
[02:32:46] a plane? Okay, the event is indeed
[02:32:49] important, today even the mayor of Svetlogorsk, Vladimir
[02:32:53] Vladimirovich, is in the hall. Awesome,
[02:32:54] they demoted him.
[02:33:02] And also...
[02:33:44] An incident in
[02:33:45] the entrance.
[02:33:48] Okay, I'm kidding. What, where,
[02:33:51] when? Esteemed experts, let me remind you that your
[02:33:55] team incorrectly answered five questions in a row. Mr.
[02:33:58] Kashnikov, yes, yes, I would advise you to bring your
[02:34:02] team to its senses during the music break. Of course,
[02:34:05] of course, Mr. Host, of course.
[02:34:09] Listen, you, Mr. Idiot,
[02:34:12] why did you answer five questions in a row with
[02:34:15] "accordion"? What accordion are you talking about? If
[02:34:18] you mention it again, then not only the host,
[02:34:21] but your wife will call me "Mr.", understand me? What
[02:34:25] are you allowing yourself? You know what kind of pointy-toed shoe
[02:34:28] I have? I won't kick you, I'll impale you on a stake, understood
[02:34:31] ?! Please, and then I'll take
[02:34:35] a crystal owl and I won't shove it crystal-ly,
[02:34:38] understood ?!
[02:34:41] Stop it! What stop it? Do you understand,
[02:34:44] if we lose 0-6 now, I don't know what the host will do to us!
[02:34:48] Mr. Kashnikov, yes, let me explain in a language you
[02:34:52] understand. If
[02:34:55] they don't answer at least once for
[02:34:58] him, then they, along
[02:35:01] with me, will be thrown out of the first
[02:35:05] one. Question: if this
[02:35:09] happens, then with what object will I
[02:35:13] smash your face?
[02:35:17] Time!
[02:35:19] I think an accordion. Shut
[02:35:21] up already!
[02:35:23] Okay, everyone, pull yourselves together, we're going back on air. Attention,
[02:35:27] decisive question.
[02:35:31] So, you're sitting...
[02:35:51] The next question is asked by Nikolay
[02:35:55] Sushchenko, music teacher. No, this musical
[02:35:58] instrument is
[02:36:02] a hand accordion that
[02:36:05] uses a piano-type keyboard.
[02:36:09] The French call it...
[02:36:13] называют его...
[02:36:46] Clean Ponds, the green
[02:36:49] dream of ages, my
[02:36:52] distant shore of childhood, where the
[02:36:55] accordion sounds. What sounds
[02:36:59] on the distant shore of childhood? Time!
[02:37:30] Time, who will answer? Well, I guess I'll
[02:37:33] try.
[02:37:35] Mr. Dropeko, yes, your answer. My
[02:37:38] answer is an accord- Are you
[02:37:41] idiots? Get out of the entrance! What entrance?
[02:38:45] Goodbye, I'm a stranger
[02:38:47] here.
[02:38:51] My love, ciao,
[02:38:54] bambina,
[02:38:58] love, this is San Francisco.
[02:39:12] What are you singing? What are
[02:39:15] you singing? Haven't you ever heard
[02:39:18] Carmen? Not her, but you. Okay, get out of here.
[02:39:21] And you, come here, you're going to dance. What
[02:39:25] dance? I'm just a loader. Dance and I'll
[02:39:28] buy you a bottle. Wow, conditions like
[02:39:30] Volochkova's. I'm
[02:39:34] okay with it.
[02:39:39] You, what are you dancing? You need to dance Flamenco. I don't know how to dance
[02:39:43] Flamenco. Okay, imagine you drank 5 liters of beer and ate
[02:39:46] a watermelon.
[02:39:51] Now three mosquitoes are flying past you.
[02:39:54] Congratulations, you know how to dance flamenco. Now
[02:39:57] follow the text, it's all simple. Okay, good.
[02:40:01] The Matador decisively demonstrated to Carmen that he
[02:40:05] liked her, liked her
[02:40:07] very much.
[02:40:11] To conquer her heart, the Matador decided to show his...
[02:40:15] main skill: taming
[02:40:18] a bull. In the Matador's hands was a red
[02:40:21] rag. A red
[02:40:24] rag.
[02:40:29] He demonstrated that he was not afraid
[02:40:32] of the bull at all.
[02:40:37] And after that, the Matador kills
[02:40:40] the bull.
[02:40:51] What are you standing there for? Go on, what do you need to do? Kill
[02:40:55] the gypsy.
[02:40:56] Again?
[02:41:00] That's why I work as your guard. Okay,
[02:41:03] stop embarrassing me in front of the foreign delegation. Just sing the final
[02:41:07] song.
[02:41:14] So who is dearest to my heart?
[02:41:17] Chevapchichi Rostov and
[02:41:20] pastila. What are you talking about? I don't
[02:41:23] know the words. Stop being silly, just
[02:41:27] follow me. Stop being silly, just
[02:41:30] repeat after me. What are you
[02:41:33] repeating now? I love you, I
[02:41:37] love you. What's wrong with you? Are
[02:41:40] you morons? It needs to be the other way around!
[02:41:44] The other way around, it all needs to be. You morons! Go,
[02:41:47] go! Help, somebody!
[02:41:50] Please, I can't
[02:41:53] take it.
[02:42:14] Idiots, good thing the foreigners don't understand Russian. Okay, stand nicely, they're
[02:42:18] coming. Hello, my dear friend.
[02:42:22] Hello, our delegation from Belarus is very
[02:42:25] surprised.
[02:42:28] In general, we liked everything very much, and they sang, and
[02:42:31] they advertised Belarusian knitwear.
[02:42:35] I praise you, I can do it cool, do it
[02:42:38] cool,
[02:42:40] parachute.
[02:42:54] In the end, we are in Svetlogorsk for the first time, but
[02:42:57] we have already revealed its main secret: all residents
[02:43:00] of Svetlogorsk are
[02:43:02] vampires.
[02:43:05] You have pale skin, there's almost never
[02:43:08] sun. You live in old mansions in
[02:43:12] Eastern Europe, and you're proud
[02:43:15] of your grave.
[02:43:23] Think about it, there's a Kevin in gold?
[02:43:27] But for some reason there's no Kevin in
[02:43:29] silver.
[02:43:32] And what's all this for? It's for the fact that
[02:43:34] we're
[02:43:37] It's them. University, Vampire
[02:43:39] Synergy.
[02:43:47] Flattery, I flatter myself. And
[02:43:51] us, and what's so sour? I'm
[02:43:54] high, these are tangled thoughts.
[02:45:00] Virsalem, Virsalem,
[02:45:03] Svetlogorsk rey,
[02:45:06] tekhana,
[02:45:08] chenetin bir I wanted the same
[02:45:11] bar. Translate, great, we are
[02:45:15] in Svetlogorsk again. Europe should know
[02:45:18] how we're vacationing here, things are pretty good,
[02:45:22] overall it's a festival, everything's easy for us,
[02:45:26] hello everyone again.
[02:45:40] Well, here it is, the singing KVN, an away
[02:45:43] event for
[02:45:44] those who can't travel.
[02:45:52] Yes, friends, we've been in Svetlogorsk for a long time now,
[02:45:55] yes, I've been here for a week without my husband. 24 hours without
[02:45:58] sex,
[02:46:01] yes, yes, don't even start, Zambek, you
[02:46:04] sing instead, I actually bought a song from Kirkorov, hey,
[02:46:08] everyone in Kaliningrad will tell you, don't buy from
[02:46:11] resellers,
[02:46:13] listen, how are we going to win with such a team?
[02:46:17] How are we going to win
[02:46:19] with such a team?
[02:46:22] The Eurasia team quoted the election slogan of the New
[02:46:25] People party in the upcoming elections.
[02:46:30] We are at KVN behind the host's desk, Dmitry
[02:46:33] Khrustalev. Khrustalev is a unique host, as he washes
[02:46:37] up to the back of his head.
[02:46:45] Well, the egg is in the nest, so we can
[02:46:47] continue.
[02:46:54] Today on the jury, Sergey Zhilin, conductor, head of many
[02:46:58] jazz ensembles, who, judging by his red cheeks and
[02:47:02] hangover, gave it his all when he arrived in Svetlogorsk.
[02:47:05] Also,
[02:47:09] also.
[02:47:21] Also on the jury, Evgenia Medvedeva, Olympic athlete, such an influential girl, that if you
[02:47:25] know her, you know anyone. Don't believe me? Let's
[02:47:29] check. This is a randomly
[02:47:32] chosen Sayanov Zholdurbek. At first
[02:47:35] glance, it might seem like, who is this person? However, you all know
[02:47:39] him through 5. Kozhaty, you know Evgenia Medvedeva,
[02:47:42] Medvedeva knows Putin, Putin knows Trump, Trump knows Tom
[02:47:46] Hardy, and Tom Hardy in 2012 was in Yakutsk,
[02:47:50] where he met Sayanov Zholdurbek.
[02:48:03] We continue to follow the development
[02:48:04] of events.
[02:48:44] and what, is this an IV with beer? Well, alcohol is only allowed until
[02:48:47] nine here, you can have an IV
[02:48:50] around the clock. Alright, I have to go, I got a job at
[02:48:54] a gas station, why? I love
[02:48:56] queues. So let's just show the number.
[02:49:12] So, at the order pick-up
[02:49:14] point.
[02:49:19] I bought myself a dress online
[02:49:23] and I'm happy to
[02:49:25] tears with it. I wrote a great
[02:49:28] review for it, gave it five
[02:49:32] stars.
[02:49:36] Two stars. with
[02:49:40] swear words, because
[02:49:43] the sellers are
[02:49:46] just to blame.
[02:49:51] Half a star,
[02:49:53] they mixed up
[02:49:55] my order.
[02:49:58] one, but
[02:50:01] only blue.
[02:50:04] Dear women, when you choose clothes on marketplaces, look at
[02:50:08] these ones, you need to look at these ones, because if you're not
[02:50:11] like this, you'll look
[02:50:14] like this.
[02:50:24] Bread, well, we could have joked about local topics, but I don't know,
[02:50:27] amber, Kant, Gazmanov, amber, Kant,
[02:50:31] Gazmanov, the annual teams at the singing KVN talk
[02:50:35] about the same thing, but no one jokes about the most important
[02:50:39] topic. Obviously, there is some prohibition against talking about it, however
[02:50:43] I'm not afraid to raise this topic on federal television. So,
[02:50:47] attention,
[02:50:48] Marzipan.
[02:50:52] Marzipan, like BDSM.
[02:50:56] Many have tried it, but those who liked it don't tell
[02:50:59] anyone about it.
[02:51:02] As we found out, Marzipan has strategic importance.
[02:51:06] Don't believe it? Look, this is a factory for the production of Tula.
[02:51:40] Marzipan, as it turned out, is Catherine II, Mozart and
[02:51:43] Immanuel Kant, none of them survived.
[02:51:45] выжил.
[02:51:48] Which means Marzipan is a deadly weapon. Let's
[02:51:52] examine its composition. Marzipan contains bitter almonds,
[02:51:56] known as a deadly poison, as well as
[02:51:59] sugar, which is called white death, and
[02:52:02] water, and as we know, people drown
[02:52:05] in water. And the most terrifying thing that is part of
[02:52:08] Marzipan, by
[02:52:10] choice.
[02:52:15] By choice. Which means it can be anything, from
[02:52:18] vanilla syrup to a knife.
[02:52:22] Obviously, learning this information, a real marzipan
[02:52:26] panic could start in Kaliningrad. However, don't worry, our team, as much as
[02:52:30] possible, is ready to remove this deadly weapon from
[02:52:34] Kaliningrad. To summarize my report, I would
[02:52:38] like to address the jury. If the Eurasia team wins the KVN today, we would
[02:52:41] like to invite you for champagne, and if not, we'll have
[02:52:45] tea.
[02:53:03] Friends, in conclusion, you know, it's interesting, will the most
[02:53:07] musical team of the club be able to win the highest award of the musical
[02:53:10] festival? Well, let them try to tell us
[02:53:13] no, say
[02:53:16] no to us in response,
[02:53:19] if not, deserve.
[02:53:23] because last
[02:53:25] year
[02:53:28] they gave us a big dark no,
[02:53:31] say no to us in response in
[02:53:35] your final words,
[02:53:39] if our KVN
[02:53:43] was not entirely
[02:53:45] musical.
[02:54:02] Say no to
[02:54:05] us in response, just cut with
[02:54:09] force, but if
[02:54:11] you say no to us, then
[02:54:14] it sounds beautiful to us,
[02:54:18] tell us this
[02:54:19] 소비.
[02:54:22] Final!
[02:54:25] Tell me, tell me,
[02:54:29] safely!
[02:54:33] Well, friends, that's all for now, all
[02:54:36] the teams vying for awards today have shown their
[02:54:40] performances, teams to the stage!
[02:54:56] Big football returns to
[02:54:59] Channel One, the best football players of Russia,
[02:55:02] the main team of the country, with the flag
[02:55:05] and anthem. Let's cheer for ours.
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