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[00:01:27] year 1999, a year that will change... forever the brightest
[00:01:31] minds in the country face a key question
[00:01:34] for the future of civilization: who are we, where do we come from?
[00:01:38] No, how should internet
[00:01:39] and no one stood out above cookies be called in Catalan?
[00:01:43] Galetes no galetes galetes no galetes or
[00:01:46] cukis? cooki simply, but technically few
[00:01:49] people really know what a cookie is, it's difficult, right? It's difficult
[00:01:52] to specify
[00:01:56] the term cookies, well, it's not that
[00:01:59] difficult, right? Everyone knows what a cookie is, oh yes, what is a cookie?
[00:02:02] A cookie is a, when you connect from a computer from
[00:02:06] a tablet, what is a cookie? Digital, not chocolate? Yes, but a
[00:02:10] tablet no, I asked you what is a cookie? The server, let's go to the
[00:02:13] server, which, as its name indicates, the server serves
[00:02:16] me. No, I asked you what are cookies? You have no
[00:02:20] idea, right? Because cookies you don't have to understand them, you have to
[00:02:24] accept cookies as they are. In 1999,
[00:02:28] but all technology trembled. The fault is the Tamut effect
[00:02:32] 2000. According to our computer experts, when the year
[00:02:35] 2000 arrives, computers will think we are in
[00:02:38] 1900 and will stop working because we make computers
[00:02:42] people and people in the end are quite
[00:02:46] idiotic. This gentleman with a villain look from Die Hard
[00:02:50] explains it. What computer scientists cannot
[00:02:53] foresee are those chips, those
[00:02:55] small parts of computers that
[00:02:59] are... manufactured before 1996
[00:03:01] escape software control, notice, from
[00:03:05] software, fixeu-vos, des de
[00:03:08] 2000, congratulations to the Catalan of traffic lights to eh missile silos in
[00:03:10] Eastern Europe that could be threatening
[00:03:14] chaos. Traffic lights not working, missiles launched in Eastern
[00:03:18] Europe. Look, I hope we never have to experience such a future. Despite
[00:03:21] all the bad omens, there is a Catalan who is very
[00:03:24] calm. In the last 20 years alone, the world should have ended
[00:03:28] about six times... Dozens of planets and asteroids should have crashed
[00:03:32] into Earth according to the most varied predictions formulated throughout the centuries
[00:03:36] by various characters, for now, however, we are
[00:03:39] still here.
[00:03:42] The Y2K effect is barely noticeable, but in
[00:03:45] 1999 an invention arrives that is indeed close to destroying
[00:03:49] the West, the selfie. Digital
[00:03:52] technology allows the first self-portraits to be taken quickly
[00:03:56] and easily. And the advantages
[00:03:58] Fine Arts, no, sorry, of Art multiply if we take the photo. like a digital camera because
[00:04:01] then we don't even need to come to the
[00:04:03] laboratory.
[00:04:09] And let's see the result of my work, I take
[00:04:12] out the card with the photograph, I
[00:04:15] place it in an adapter floppy disk and let's see what
[00:04:19] happens,
[00:04:22] this is not a good photo and, obviously I would like to correct it,
[00:04:26] so I send it by email to the laboratory asking them to fix
[00:04:30] some disasters, for example, the red eye and
[00:04:33] the framing. Once they have solved it, they send it back to me, and
[00:04:36] that's it, I didn't even have to leave the house. If you are more skilled
[00:04:40] than me at taking photos, it is most likely that you will only want to get
[00:04:43] photographic paper prints of some
[00:04:47] flute, in fact, he's a friend of of the copies. You choose on your computer the photos you want to have printed, you send them with the
[00:04:50] size and format specifications and in this case you will only have to pick
[00:04:54] them up.
[00:04:59] Oh, already? The selfie arrived,
[00:05:02] how fast it went, yes, yes,
[00:05:06] yes, for fights, you lose, while we are dazzled by these international
[00:05:09] technological advances, we are losing.
[00:05:16] the enormous progress of kilometer zero technology. In 1999, a Lleida resident invents
[00:05:20] the rumba. This is Flax, a robot prototype that won the competition organized
[00:05:24] for three years by the Lleida Polytechnic University School. In total,
[00:05:28] eight teams made up of students from the sensors and
[00:05:31] transducers subject who are working on a robot for domestic cleaning
[00:05:35] were presented. What we intend is to find applications so that in the future
[00:05:38] a robot can do the cleaning automatically.
[00:05:42] Then this robot will have to be left, we will leave the house and this robot will have to
[00:05:46] clean, avoiding shoes, chairs,
[00:05:49] tables, etc., all of this, we wanted to confirm that indeed the
[00:05:53] rumba was from Lleida and here
[00:05:56] we have it working, you gluttons, you are so dirty
[00:06:00] that you leave all the fluff in the middle, you have me drowned in
[00:06:04] shit, unsubstantial pockets,
[00:06:09] rumba band, the year 1999 brings
[00:06:12] us... even more spectacular winds. What Jorge really likes
[00:06:15] is making his ideas a reality. This pedal submarine
[00:06:19] for example, he made it as an advertisement for the galactic invention fair of
[00:06:22] Vilanova. The prototype was so popular that it is already being manufactured in
[00:06:26] Hungary. A pedal submarine, like the pedal carried by the Hungarian
[00:06:30] who bought the patent. And the moment of truth
[00:06:33] arrives. This inventor that you will see now, is our
[00:06:38] moment to reveal the identity of the
[00:06:41] Catalan of the year.
[00:06:44] This is the latest creation by Josep Teixidor, one of the veterans of the world of
[00:06:48] invention in our country, he has devised more than 50 objects of
[00:06:52] which he has patented 29. This is a scoop, this is only
[00:06:56] three months old that I have it, let's say, to
[00:06:59] launch it, you just have to do this like this,
[00:07:02] like this to give it
[00:07:03] consistency, you grab
[00:07:06] it and put it
[00:07:09] inside.
[00:07:16] You already have a pooper-scooper
[00:07:19] assembled, you pick up the dirt you want, whatever there is, and if there's something
[00:07:22] loose,
[00:07:26] you pick up whatever is loose
[00:07:27] and press
[00:07:31] it and it stays closed and you throw it away.
[00:07:35] 10 pesetas, 10 pesetas are not money, eh? Oh come on, yes they are money, they are
[00:07:38] 10 pesetas, no? Yes, but wouldn't you pay 10 pesetas?
[00:07:42] which are 0.06€
[00:07:44] to feel the warmth of the fresh dog poop,
[00:07:48] but well, here we are, it depends, is the dog supposed to be mine
[00:07:52] or someone else's, you know what the saying goes, the neighbor's dog poop is
[00:07:56] more disgusting than our own, Joan Amades,
[00:07:59] eh, now is the time for the pooper-scooper, I have a motto
[00:08:01] and it is it will be as necessary for
[00:08:05] dogs, as toilet paper for
[00:08:09] people, remember that...
[00:08:13] because sooner or later this will be the Chupa Chups of the year 2000, the
[00:08:16] pooper-scooper, the Chupa Chups of the year
[00:08:21] the year.
[00:08:24] And that's all for the counter-chronicle of 1999, it could have
[00:08:27] been better, but it would have been less
[00:08:29] funny.
[00:08:36] Damn, how things have changed in '99, huh? In '99, everything changes
[00:08:39] so that everything stays the same. As that
[00:08:43] book said, what was that book called?
[00:08:46] Il gato Pérez, no, Il gato pardo, Il gato pardo they said in Il
[00:08:50] gatopardo, the novel by Tomàs i Dilan Petoza, you know what hasn't
[00:08:54] changed, that you're still a creep, you already were in '99,
[00:08:57] but a creep with a geminated 'l' is pronounced
[00:09:01] Rapalent, repeat after me, Mr. great dictation,
[00:09:04] Rappelent, do you want us to put another chapter,
[00:09:08] asshole, eh, asshole is not normative, I warn you,
[00:09:11] imbecile.
[00:09:12] Imbecile.
[00:09:17] Yes.
[00:09:34] We don't know if it's the swimsuit or the. Next year I will make a scarf
[00:09:37] of enamel for 50,000 people and then I don't know what
[00:09:41] I will do. Very well, I understand that
[00:09:44] I have already said that I was given to do
[00:09:47] motocross,
[00:09:51] to B Genladen and we are full of pills,
[00:09:54] eh, that they have a good kitchen,
[00:09:58] look
[00:10:04] yes.
[00:10:15] God save you, long live the
[00:10:17] Bailla.
[00:12:11] gathered by Francesc Gòdia, the first Formula 1 driver from Catalonia, who was a great
[00:12:15] art enthusiast, now, now there are no Catalans like that left, eh, well no,
[00:12:19] this one fought on the other side during the civil war, his family had
[00:12:23] to go into exile, pursued by the Republicans. Yes, yes, there are still
[00:12:26] several,
[00:12:29] if I talk to you about Banksy, you all know who he is, right? Is he from Molins de
[00:12:33] Rei? No, he's the one who does protest paintings, right? That
[00:12:37] appear on a wall without warning, no one knows who he is
[00:12:41] exactly, well, in Catalonia we have a Banksy but of the
[00:12:44] Catalan tile, look, look, I don't quite understand, I'll explain, don't
[00:12:47] worry, from 2022 in various places in Catalonia
[00:12:50] Catalan tiles began to appear that no one knows who made them.
[00:12:55] nor how they were placed and it is estimated that there are about 60
[00:12:59] distributed throughout the country, they are
[00:13:02] tiles with a high quality design that it is obvious that they are made by a
[00:13:06] professional, they have a common theme, all of them are erotic
[00:13:10] and spicy.
[00:13:13] there are many, there is some erotic drawing always
[00:13:16] accompanied by a phrase like this, let's see, put the photo
[00:13:20] what a beauty, these are penises, this look, for those of you who are not
[00:13:23] seeing it, it is located next to the Francolí river, there is a
[00:13:27] scrotum with a two-headed penis as if they were two
[00:13:30] penises and a vulva with the inscription
[00:13:34] contemplating the Francolí, rubbing the cunt with a rosemary
[00:13:37] sprig, oh,
[00:13:40] he's an artist, damn it.
[00:13:44] This other one that appeared in Oliana let's see, look
[00:13:47] there are three penises and three eggs, this is a kind of monster with three eggs
[00:13:51] and three penises that says the people
[00:13:54] of Oliana, calm people, very healthy people, juice in the
[00:13:58] dick with
[00:13:58] Valerian.
[00:23:20] Josep Solà, in 1900, was the first in
[00:23:23] Catalonia to have a license plate, a car with the
[00:23:25] license plate B1, Barcelona one,
[00:23:29] wow, it's easy to remember this, it would have been good for me,
[00:23:32] B1, since then there have been different codes, the most veteran will surely remember the
[00:23:36] provincial license plates with the initials of the province and four numbers, no
[00:23:40] T for Tarragona, G for Girona, yes, I don't know, I don't know why they removed
[00:23:44] that, well, you would go around and it was from Girona, people also
[00:23:47] greeted each other when they met.
[00:23:50] well
[00:23:53] yes, do you know why there are no vowels on license plates? No,
[00:23:56] no, to avoid offensive words, what words? Well,
[00:24:00] for example, if vowels were used, someone could
[00:24:04] have the license plate of cool, cool,
[00:24:08] and what's the problem, a license plate has 49, 56,
[00:24:10] cool, what? 34,
[00:24:14] 25 ass, come on or anus, anus, anus in
[00:24:17] Spanish, or snot, snot. Yes, there are, yes, yes,
[00:24:21] there are offensive words, but not as much as CAT, I'm sure that bothers
[00:24:25] them,
[00:24:27] I think the one that bothers them the most and that's why they removed the vowels,
[00:24:30] ETA, oh, this
[00:24:33] one is strong, ETA, it wouldn't have been, no, no, no, no,
[00:24:36] no, Arnau Tordera, today I want to know a known wise man,
[00:24:39] today we are visited by two wise men to know, two experts united by
[00:24:43] their passion for flags, so much so that they are members of the
[00:24:47] Catalan Association of Vexillology, they like them so much.
[00:24:50] the insignia that we should almost receive them by playing the anthem, look, today
[00:24:53] Joan Mestres and Jaume Calaf sit at the school of the Renaissance,
[00:25:08] vexillology, why vexillology and not flagology, which
[00:25:12] would be the normal thing, there was
[00:25:14] this, this, eh, this dilemma existed, oh yes,
[00:25:18] they were thinking between Vexillology and Flagology and finally
[00:25:22] Vexillology won, which refers to Roman vexilla that
[00:25:25] it's the standard that they carried, according to the Romans, ah it comes from Rome,
[00:25:29] that's right, it comes from afar, I'm not going to discuss your
[00:25:33] passion for flags, where does it come from? For me,
[00:25:37] since I was little, I knew all the flags of the world and my parents
[00:25:41] would bring me out when they brought their friends home
[00:25:44] and they would exhibit me like a child prodigy, yes, they would tell him
[00:25:47] these flags, they would ask you about the flags and I already knew them.
[00:25:51] Well, that has marked you, clearly,
[00:25:54] I haven't looked up since you Jaume, eh, also since
[00:25:57] I was little, but I started more with symbolism, I really like that
[00:26:01] with a symbol, you could transmit
[00:26:04] an idea, yes, and from there
[00:26:07] it seems to me that the flag is like a very simple symbol with which you can say many
[00:26:10] things and you work, I understand, on something else, eh, no, that doesn't
[00:26:14] give enough to live, there has only been one professional vexillologist,
[00:26:17] only one, ah yes, no, he wasn't Catalan, but American,
[00:26:21] American. All municipalities have flags, villages
[00:26:25] too, don't they have to have a coat of arms, I understand?
[00:26:28] Yes, that's one of the things we do in the association, which is like...
[00:26:32] from here we make a gift to the municipalities that want to have a flag, it's something we
[00:26:35] do for free, altruistically,
[00:26:39] design flags for villages or
[00:26:41] associations, you can make my flag, yes, I want the flag of Churiguera,
[00:26:46] yes, black, let's do it, black, what
[00:26:49] should be taken into account to make a flag now that we're on this topic, if a municipality contacts
[00:26:53] you, we don't have a flag, so what do you study?
[00:26:56] Eh, normally we talk about five basic design principles that
[00:27:00] a vexillologist proposed... this one or another
[00:27:04] another one that didn't charge his son,
[00:27:06] eh, and he talks about five principles which would be simplicity,
[00:27:09] originality, that it shouldn't be similar to another
[00:27:13] flag, because there are some that are similar, there are some that are similar,
[00:27:17] but the correct thing would be that if they are close, they shouldn't be similar,
[00:27:21] that it should be easy to distinguish, ok, eh, that there shouldn't be
[00:27:24] coats of arms, that's putting a cloth with a coat of arms in the middle, yes, no, but that's
[00:27:28] done, eh, not far from here it's been done, it's been done quite a lot, eh, yes, yes, yes, yes,
[00:27:32] it's not what would be vexillologically
[00:27:34] speaking, so the Spanish flag is badly made, to put it simply, vexillologically it would
[00:27:38] not be the most correct, but of course, in the end they are design tips, there is no
[00:27:42] standard for designing, and eh, listen, a doubt, the
[00:27:45] estelada, what is the difference between the blue and the
[00:27:48] red? Well, the blue would be the traditional one, the first one that
[00:27:52] appeared, the red one, the red one has
[00:27:55] the red star which is communism or is,
[00:27:58] let's say, more left-wing, mm, and
[00:28:01] the blue one is the original one that was created, there's the one for the left and the one for Convergence and Union,
[00:28:05] let's say, they are one for each one, it's not
[00:28:08] exactly that you're joking about this, I'm asking, I'm asking,
[00:28:11] I'm asking, it's inspired by the blue flag, it's
[00:28:15] inspired by the flag of Cuba, the Cuban one, no, ah yes, that was said,
[00:28:19] it was