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00:00:32Director Gian-Carlo Del Monaco transfers the opera's action to a circus.
00:00:35He transforms Mephistopheles into its director. All evening on the arena
00:00:39vices and sins of humanity. Here a deal with
00:00:42the devil, like another trick. And here's another one: the main part
00:00:46Eldar Abdrazakov will perform in turns with his older brother
00:00:49Oscar and their devil does not hide, performing his deeds
00:00:53to universal
00:00:54jubilation.
00:01:00The last time Mephistopheles was on this stage was Fyodor Chaliapin at the beginning of the last
00:01:03century. It was in his performance that Del Monaco first heard the opera, he kept
00:01:07waiting for the right voice for his production. Maestro Valery
00:01:11Gergiev also dreamed of Mephistopheles in a big way. Almost 30 years ago,
00:01:14he was one of the first to believe in Drazakov's talent and even stood up for him
00:01:18before the famous German director Johannes Schaaf, on the eve of the premiere
00:01:21of the opera Don Juan in
00:01:22the Mariinsky.
00:01:29recognize him as the best
00:02:11bass of our time, he equally succeeds in both
00:02:14Mozartian playfulness and Verdi's monumentality, what is the role
00:02:17of the fearless Hun leader Attila worth, however, musicians traditionally
00:02:21call him Attila, as is customary in the Italian
00:02:24libretto.
00:02:28In a sense, precisely thanks to...
00:02:42to sing pop music, like his beloved Mogomayev, his older brother convinced him, my
00:02:46brother came back from another tour and brought a recording from La Scala
00:02:49of the opera Attila, Giuseppe
00:02:52Verdi, conductor Ricardo Muti, and I
00:02:55watch,
00:02:57and I don't believe my eyes, I say, what?
00:04:00is powerful, because the voice needs to be fed, it must have
00:04:04a large range, such stood up, sang and left.
00:04:07Today is a different time,
00:04:10today the characters that we perform, after all, should already
00:04:14resemble those whom we
00:04:17read about in the author's work.
00:04:20Pray for me,
00:04:24I beg you, no smiles, it's serious, if he gave away
00:04:28his soul, it wasn't to Mephistopheles, but to...
00:04:38districts of his
00:04:39youth,
00:04:44and then picked up the conductor's baton and as if started speaking in a
00:04:47new language
00:04:48for himself,
00:04:53I now hear all the music that I
00:04:57perform differently, when you look at scores.
00:05:12not only with spectators, but with young performers, at the first attempt
00:05:16led his protégé to victory in the show "The Voice," for 8 years now,
00:05:19thanks to the musical festival he created, he introduces young singers
00:05:23from all over the country to the audience: hey,
00:05:25captain, and we are pure lama, give me your hand, and
00:05:29then quietly,
00:05:32understood, right? Don't tell anyone where he gets so much strength,
00:05:36he answers simply, in the family, and he also definitely finds awards together with
00:05:40his brother and sister, again and again he returns...
00:06:13That's all for now, keep track of time, stay tuned, now on the air
00:06:16of Channel One is the music festival "The Singing Kivin"
00:06:192026.
00:06:28Smart, resourceful, your KVN game partner,
00:06:31TBank.
00:06:32TBank.
00:07:12Good evening,
00:07:13Svetlogorsk!
00:07:17And it is no coincidence that this city became
00:07:21home to the musical festival. After all, you
00:07:24know, without music, KVN is just a conversation,
00:07:27funny, cheerful, but a conversation, with music -
00:07:30a real holiday. And today we will witness
00:07:34the annual, traditional, already
00:07:37twelfth holiday on the stage of this
00:07:41wonderful hall Yantar Hall.
00:07:44So, this is "The Singing Kivin"
00:07:472026, and we start KVN.
00:08:04Ah, dear friends, today these awards,
00:08:07kiwins, well-known to all of you, three large,
00:08:11three small, will find their new owners,
00:08:15will scatter to new homes, with
00:08:18people who will decide the fate
00:08:21of these, as we KVN players ourselves call them,
00:08:24"birds," I will now introduce you, prepare your
00:08:27applause, our esteemed
00:08:30jury, so, what kind of music festival
00:08:33can there be without a maestro, genius, conductor,
00:08:37composer, friend of our club Sergey Sergeevich
00:08:40Zhilin.
00:08:46Champion of the major league, master of the game,
00:08:50Belarusian Justin Timberlake, Vadim
00:08:53Golygina.
00:08:57You know, friends, choosing the right soundtrack in figure skating
00:09:01is a big part of success,
00:09:03of performance, she definitely understands music,
00:09:07world champion in figure skating, Evgenia
00:09:09Medvedeva.
00:09:15We've been waiting for this person on the KVN jury for a very long time,
00:09:18it finally happened, and in his
00:09:21native element at the music festival, Alexey
00:09:25Vorobyov,
00:09:30for the second year in a row he is here on the jury of the music festival,
00:09:33we would very much like this to become a good tradition,
00:09:37welcome the leader, soloist of the group
00:09:40Room of Culture. Trofimov,
00:09:43her
00:09:46voice is impossible not to recognize, ambassador
00:09:50of the Russian folk style, Tatyana
00:09:52Kurtukova,
00:09:57Hero of the Russian Federation, Chairman of the Board of the Russian Movement
00:10:01of Children and Youth "Movement of the First", Artur
00:10:03Orlov,
00:10:06so, finally, in sporting
00:10:09terms, on the jury of the major league. He is a veteran,
00:10:13but here in Svetlogorsk he is making his debut. Denis
00:10:16Kazansky!
00:10:21So, everything is ready, it's time to start and
00:10:24the... the "Singing Kiwin" will be opened by the debutant team
00:10:28of the festival in Svetlogorsk, a female group that you will
00:10:31definitely remember, the KVN team Long Island
00:10:34RUDN, Patrice Lumumba Peoples' Friendship University of Russia,
00:10:38Moscow,
00:10:39let's go!
00:10:42Svetlogorsk shore
00:10:46rang again
00:10:50girls singing,
00:10:54meet them!
00:10:59channel, just listen to how we sing here,
00:11:03we are hunting, we will take the wick
00:11:06from
00:11:08that very room for KVN, so that
00:11:11it's fun, so that it's cool,
00:11:23on stage are the girls from the Russian University of Friendship of Peoples,
00:11:27for example, Syria, China, Somalia,
00:11:31North Korea, in short, everyone you can reach in Max,
00:11:34your Svetlogorsk girl,
00:11:38and you are all-powerful, yes, I would like to
00:11:42present you with this saxophone as a sign
00:11:44of friendship,
00:11:50Dayan, there's a music festival here every year, do you think they'll be surprised
00:11:53by a regular saxophone? It's
00:11:55Chinese,
00:11:58it has flashlights, a lighter,
00:12:01a charger, and even a bot,
00:12:05Tyson,
00:12:09very cool, Dayan, does it at least play? In the end, it
00:12:12plays, listen, play
00:12:15music,
00:12:17play it,
00:12:24hey!
00:12:55for some reason they go at 5:00 AM, to all women who watched
00:12:59the World Cup from beginning to end,
00:13:01dedicated,
00:13:09watching football with my husband
00:13:12at night,
00:13:15someone went somewhere,
00:13:17someone
00:13:21scored a goal, I'm trying not
00:13:23to fall asleep, and... if only we were in bed
00:13:26doing something,
00:13:29at night in the field of stars, grace,
00:13:32grace, how the hell
00:13:36to remember them, I look at them,
00:13:39I can't
00:13:42figure out who is Africa, who
00:13:45is the European Union?
00:13:55we are so tired of
00:13:57watching,
00:13:59no strength left to endure,
00:14:03so why are you sitting here,
00:14:06you ask us, there is something in football
00:14:09for female eyes too,
00:14:22the final is over and we will again
00:14:26all over the country next year dream,
00:14:30but not Messi, we will all be there
00:14:34waiting, but for the Russian anthem
00:14:37to play there,
00:14:53if ours don't...
00:15:06It's very easy to get into some groups, but not for everyone.
00:15:09So, recruitment for the Russian folk song and dance ensemble,
00:15:13the return
00:15:14of Alaska.
00:15:17Hello, what's your name? Raskovya. Oh, how well you
00:15:20fit us, come in. Hello, do you like
00:15:23America? No. Super, here's our main star, welcome!
00:15:27Welcome! Hello!
00:15:29Goodbye! Wait, I want to play
00:15:33with you too! Girl, you probably misunderstood, we are Russian! You
00:15:37are a folk ensemble, not PSG, actually I am
00:15:40a professional artist and I am good at playing Russian folk
00:15:44instruments, listen
00:15:46to this,
00:15:55well, like, like the beginning of rap,
00:15:57super, you don't suit us, I'm sorry, but if
00:16:01the husky didn't fit, then I can also play the gusli,
00:16:04and what about the mother? The
00:16:08white birch earth, let's
00:16:11not, it's just the feeling that Netflix
00:16:15is making a film about Kurtukova,
00:16:16okay,
00:16:20tell me honestly, why don't you want to take me into
00:16:23your ensemble, oh, how can I
00:16:26explain it gently, we
00:16:29are a Russian folk ensemble, and
00:16:32you are not
00:16:34gr.
00:16:39Are you kidding me?
00:16:41Russia is the most multinational country,
00:16:44Buryats, Tatars, Chechens, and
00:16:48these too, Russia is not
00:16:52here, it is here,
00:16:55here and here
00:16:57a little bit, what,
00:17:01Kaliningrad
00:17:02region,
00:17:09Okay, you convinced me, I'll take you, come on, little coal,
00:17:13burn, fog over
00:17:17my future, nowhere to discern
00:17:19a trace, a wreath floats along
00:17:22the night water, I stand alone on
00:17:26the shore, I see the reflection
00:17:29of my dream, but I won't be able to find
00:17:33it in the sky, that's all.
00:17:36all.
00:17:43Just a formal question: did Boniface
00:17:46really come to you for the holidays
00:17:49or was it and yes you are kidding me
00:17:53crimson lipstick
00:17:54you have a cigarette here
00:17:58only jeans loves
00:18:01material
00:18:02dear friends. we
00:18:06are the most international team of the festival, therefore if
00:18:09today we take the Kiwin, not just
00:18:12nine girls will win, the whole
00:18:16world will win, so that
00:18:20we can show you the scope
00:18:23of multiculturalism, we will sing in our
00:18:27native
00:18:28languages,
00:18:35women, men, children, part of the road.
00:19:13Russian University, first of all,
00:19:16of friendship, and then of different
00:19:19peoples, if only once the
00:19:22world would preserve this
00:19:25friendship
00:19:29and there are millions of us,
00:19:32we will preserve, we will preserve,
00:19:36we will preserve,
00:20:13Well then, let's move on, and as you know, humor comes in
00:20:17different forms, the next group will prove
00:20:20this to us once again, the KVN team
00:20:23called Inda, Naberezhnye Chelny city, let's go!
00:21:58Vika, we won't
00:21:59drink, and
00:22:03if
00:22:07not, well, in principle, a little bit of vodka is fine, it's cold in the motor,
00:22:11it's fine, by the way, guys, I was in Europe with one girl yesterday,
00:22:15oh, and how was it, what are you doing tonight, we
00:22:19have something here. guys, Vika, Medvedeva is on the jury tonight, I like her
00:22:23a lot, look, she's looking
00:22:26at me, just don't make it obvious,
00:22:27okay,
00:22:33well, no, everyone is looking
00:22:35at me,
00:22:38do I have something on my face, yes, yes, everything is fine there buckets,
00:22:40buckets,
00:22:48move your hips.
00:22:53only the most resourceful earn money at the markets in Svetlogorsk, to please your wife, buy a fly in
00:22:57amber, no thank you, if your panties are wet, buy
00:23:00amber beads,
00:23:03no need, beer,
00:23:05oh, this is interesting,
00:23:07how much does it cost, one amber
00:23:11necklace, damn, I don't have it, I
00:23:15have
00:23:17it.
00:23:21How much do two flies in
00:23:22amber cost?
00:23:32Where would I get flies in amber? I have them.
00:23:36How much does it cost? One yacht.
00:23:40Where would I get a yacht? I have one. A yacht?
00:23:43Yes, 1.0 rub.
00:23:46Here you go. Yacht.
00:23:50sail in this world only us
00:23:53alone,
00:23:55hold on,
00:23:59hold on, here's
00:24:03your beer, damn, cool, such a good mood, can
00:24:06I have a Kino blood group, of course, blood group, on
00:24:10the sleeve, my serial number
00:24:13on the sleeve, excellent, how much do I
00:24:16owe, a bottle of Bavarian.
00:24:24"Here, charlatans," "thank you, do
00:24:28any of you have an opener, no, no, I
00:24:30have one,
00:24:35no, no, and how much does
00:24:38an opener cost, bugs, a battery, no
00:24:41problem,
00:24:43cold wind and rain, no, no, not
00:24:46a song, I need bugs and a battery.
00:24:51bugs in amber, not necessarily, a battery in
00:24:54amber, a battery in amber, a battery in amber,
00:24:58batteries in amber, buy only from us, Koloradskaya Street, building 2,
00:25:15judging by how the catamaran rental guys look, this is the most awesome
00:25:18job in the world. The Tsiborny gaze looks at
00:25:21the sky, waiting for an answer, the soul
00:25:25doesn't believe that you're gone,
00:25:28you're no longer here, there's pain in my heart, the gaze looks
00:25:32at the sky, waiting for an answer, the soul
00:25:36doesn't believe that you're gone, you're no longer
00:25:39here, and my heart beats, the gaze looks at
00:25:42the sky, waiting for an answer, the soul
00:25:46doesn't believe that you're gone, you're no longer
00:25:49here. There's pain in my heart, the gaze looks
00:25:53at the sky, waiting for an answer,
00:25:56the soul doesn't believe, oh no,
00:25:59oh no, oh no.
00:26:15Well, in the end, friends, we have performed, and if someone didn't
00:26:19like our performance, you can stand up right now and leave
00:26:21the hall,
00:26:24hmm, we thought so too, we liked
00:26:26you too,
00:26:29we'll fly to you again from Chelny.
00:26:33Just give me a reason, I'll be back, Svetlogorsk,
00:26:37give, give, Kirin, give
00:26:39us Kirin, Inda, Chelny,
00:26:43we want
00:26:44to win,
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00:32:51At the Svetlogorsk festival the planet
00:32:54gathered again, there are Kazakhs and Urals, Moscow,
00:32:57Tatars and Caucasus, and Balashikha for the first time, and
00:33:01beginners usually get lucky hello,
00:33:03Svetlogorsk,
00:33:10we came from a small provincial city
00:33:13Balashikha, usually cities.
00:33:34Stop messing around, we ran
00:33:35out of gas
00:33:39near Smolensk, Mash, how did you get through the Lithuanian
00:33:42border guards in this rattle-trap? Unnoticed. They turn away from everything Soviet.
00:33:46Soviet.
00:33:54That's it, go away. Mash, why did
00:33:57you even come here? Yes, I want to start a summer
00:34:00fling. Why exactly in Svetlogorsk? It's
00:34:04a good place, my relatives told me about it. And what
00:34:06did they tell you?
00:34:17Where did you learn German? My grandfather is from
00:34:20Argentina.
00:34:27Mash, what kind of fling, people come here to improve their health,
00:34:30to get treated. Guys, take it like
00:34:34medicine.
00:34:41Mash, the best place to meet people is on the beach, they say there are nudists
00:34:45here, well, no, I won't go there, the gulls
00:34:48are laughing at me
00:34:52there,
00:34:53gulls are laughing at me,
00:34:58Mash, stop messing around, Alexey Vorobyov is on the jury today, what will
00:35:01he think of us, oh, Alexey, I love your song so much, it's
00:35:04crazy, but it's mine, it's like
00:35:08you sang about me, no, there's another
00:35:12line about you.
00:35:24Mash, come on, I don't need your Vorobyov, I
00:35:27need kiwins, let's go, let's go!
00:35:43Nothing can spoil a resort romance, except a saleswoman
00:35:47in a 24-hour store, let's quickly
00:35:50buy everything and come back to my place, okay,
00:35:53oh, Martini, someone's got something planned
00:35:56for tonight,
00:36:00bread from two days ago, do you like it
00:36:02harder,
00:36:05oh, lemon waffles, I see you're not
00:36:09particular at all.
00:36:18Mind your own business, and exactly, will you take a bag?
00:36:22No, I mean, she's
00:36:24ugly!
00:36:32I'm actually here, no, I liked the bearded guy
00:36:35more, I'll pluck all your whiskers now,
00:36:39oh, great, my legs and bikini
00:36:40area,
00:36:47that's it, I'm fed up, the evening is canceled, oh
00:36:51my God, now it will always be
00:36:53day, where did you find such an influential...
00:37:09Foreign artists have long stopped coming to us, but it feels
00:37:12like this doesn't apply to the stars
00:37:15of the eighties, so in the passport office, who
00:37:18is next for citizenship?
00:37:20citizenship?
00:37:29Modern Talking, no Anglicisms, we are now
00:37:33modernized
00:37:34conversations,
00:37:37well, suppose, and what can you be useful to us for, we know something about
00:37:40European leaders,
00:37:44Macron invited us to a Versailles reception,
00:37:48he made a surprise for his wife,
00:37:52the concert dragged on, I ran to the toilet and revealed
00:37:55her terrible secret, what
00:37:59secret, doomed not
00:38:02a lady, I noticed it,
00:38:05personally made sure and
00:38:08was complexed,
00:38:14well, fine, but you don't know anything about Russia, yes, we know
00:38:17everything,
00:38:22bam, it's so hard to live without
00:38:25Telegram, without Whatsapp
00:38:29and FaceTime, VKontakte
00:38:33deleted,
00:38:36rotten, only guli-guli-guli
00:38:40remains now, only one
00:38:43option,
00:38:45stop,
00:38:55citizenship denied. What do you mean, in Russia now used
00:38:59Germans are valued, get out of here,
00:39:12even the greatest stars encounter force majeure
00:39:15situations, so, Marilyn Monroe 5 minutes before
00:39:19the performance.
00:39:57one to one,
00:40:00meet Marilyn Monroe, real name Norma
00:40:03Jean, we'll work it out, for me Jean, that's also
00:40:06normal,
00:40:10who is this anyway? This is Maria, she fled Russia with ballet
00:40:14troupes. Do you do ballet? No,
00:40:16troupes.
00:40:19I am a pathologist by my first education. In
00:40:23general, bring Maria up to speed. Oh, wait, I don't
00:40:26even know where to start? Don't be afraid, I'm a master of
00:40:30transformation into any celebrities. Look, I'm
00:40:34Russian, and I go to
00:40:37the end. Well, how do you like it,
00:40:40Chapaev?
00:40:45So, let's start from the very beginning. You need to offer your hand
00:40:48to the president so he can kiss it, right or left? What's
00:40:51the difference? What does he like more? Mackerel or
00:40:54Belomor?
00:40:57success
00:41:06joy fun and
00:41:09crazy mood
00:41:13and don't get in
00:41:14the Cadillac,
00:41:22this is terrible, Monroe, it's over
00:41:25between us, I'm leaving, where's mine?
00:41:43Dear friends, we have lived in Balashikha all our lives, but
00:41:47only thanks to KVN, we ended up in Svetlogorsk,
00:41:51thanks to Russian Railways, you ended up in Svetlogorsk,
00:42:04yes, that's the pure
00:42:05truth.
00:42:10Masha actually works as a conductor on a train. Masha, why did
00:42:13you come out in uniform? There's a certain person on the jury who
00:42:17likes to sing about transport. Evgeny,
00:42:20hello, why are you misleading
00:42:23people? Let's listen. Pull
00:42:27a lottery ticket, that's
00:42:29immediately a lie, pull, whichever I give you,
00:42:33that's what it will be,
00:42:36so that the vestibule was smoky, so that the vestibule was...
00:43:10stations belong to the city of Kandalaksha,
00:43:31oh Mash, stop making fun of him, I just
00:43:34started
00:43:36and generally I counted airplanes. In
00:43:40the song, airplanes are mentioned 26
00:43:43times, and trains in the song "Trains",
00:43:47only eight, take a lesson from the company's
00:43:50silence, train, train,
00:43:53train, train, train, take
00:43:56me away, one person, with one
00:44:00line, caught
00:44:01up with you,
00:44:10the song, you know what it's called, 18
00:44:13Birches?
00:44:22Mash, why are you bothering him? I'll
00:44:24explain now, Zhen, remember
00:44:272020, the train Barnaul-Moscow, you
00:44:31were in my carriage, here's a
00:44:33big cup holder in
00:44:35the dark,
00:44:38a big one in the light.
00:44:41you didn't return this to me,
00:45:00I can't even imagine how you're going to
00:45:04get out of this today.
00:45:10Believe in yourself, believe in the washed-up too,
00:45:13our day has come, sadness is gone, Svetlo-Tops festival,
00:45:17and we don't regret anything,
00:45:20nothing to regret, full throttle.
00:45:23and Polbedal, Chemine, friend, don't
00:45:27let go, don't
00:45:28let go,
00:45:32the soul of freedom desires,
00:45:35I love you too,
00:45:37Krey,
00:45:48the teams thank the head of the Balashikha city district
00:45:52Sergey Gennadievich Yurov, the KVN team
00:45:54Inda thanks the club of cheerful
00:45:57Naberezhnye Chelny residents congratulates its city
00:46:01Naberezhnye Chelny on its 400th anniversary.
00:46:04Well, let's continue the festivals, now on this stage,
00:46:07the real band is from Miss.
00:46:47Well, hello, Svetlogorsk, the city
00:46:50of fraudsters, why? Do you know how much money pensioners
00:46:54left here?
00:46:57Guys, did you hear that gasoline went up in price? What, you don't even
00:47:01have a car, well, I haven't stopped smelling
00:47:04it. And Max, why are all the kivins
00:47:08standing near Khrustalyov? What, birds usually hang out
00:47:11near the monument to Lenin?
00:47:28Is it very clear that we are not worried about the performance at all? Well,
00:47:32of course, I've been preparing for a whole year and developed
00:47:36a formula for a winning performance at the music
00:47:38festival, so bring
00:47:40the board.
00:47:47Firstly, there are six of us on stage, just like note, note 7,
00:47:50take away the board.
00:47:53And what will we do? Well, of course, numbers.
00:48:06Many composers are inspired by nature to create their
00:48:09works. So, 19th century, somewhere in
00:48:13a music publishing house. Gentlemen,
00:48:15Rimsky-Korsakov will come here now, he has been watching
00:48:19bumblebees for a whole month and wrote The Flight of the Bumblebee.
00:48:23My dear,
00:48:23come in.
00:48:32The bastard hid.
00:48:35My God, what's wrong with you? It turns out not all bumblebees
00:48:38like to be watched.
00:48:41Alright, let's listen to what
00:48:43happened.
00:48:51What's wrong? I'm having flashbacks.
00:48:55So why didn't you run away from that bumblebee? Did you know
00:48:59that bumblebees are loyal? I jumped into the water from one,
00:49:03and he waited.
00:49:05You beast, don't say that. Insects are our
00:49:09little brothers. He is not my brother, you
00:49:12black and yellow nit.
00:49:15Why didn't you write "Flight of the Butterfly"? You're so smart, where were
00:49:19you before? I won't write anything else.
00:49:40Next, I wrote "Sabre Dance," come after dinner,
00:49:43probably.
00:49:52We noticed that many songs lack meaning and
00:49:55logic, so we present to you our
00:49:59musical show "Ulogic
00:50:01Melody".
00:50:05Hello, this is the show "Ulogic Melody" and I am its host, and we
00:50:08are the participants. Your task is to answer logically.
00:50:11Let's go, Tanu, Tanu,
00:50:15Drowned, correct, hello,
00:50:18hello, yes, one, two, three, four, correct,
00:50:22we... wish happiness,
00:50:25health, correct, Antoshka,
00:50:27Antoshka, little Anton, exactly,
00:50:31lived at grandma's,
00:50:34captive Germans, incredible, songs not yet
00:50:38written,
00:50:39how many, how many, tell me,
00:50:43cuckoo, cuckoo, you didn't finish listening,
00:50:47sing,
00:50:49cuckoo, that's how it should be. You
00:50:52are nobody in my destiny, blessed
00:50:55yes, a girl walks slowly uphill,
00:50:59correct, there are no such words
00:51:02Krepsivalabasta, well yes, I
00:51:05am an exhibit, Lenin, yes, I am an exhibit, you
00:51:09are my fan, Zyuganov, magnificent,
00:51:11disco, disco, teka-teko, yes, yes,
00:51:15call me quietly by
00:51:17name, Alexey,
00:51:20correct, I.
00:51:25Efremov, yes, it hooked me,
00:51:28it blinded me, a branch,
00:51:31yes,
00:51:34she will return, Pugacheva,
00:51:36correct,
00:51:44she is leaving for
00:51:46overseas,
00:51:51we have a winner.
00:52:05Well, guys, this is all cool, of course, but for us to definitely get a
00:52:09kivin today, we need to do something memorable. Maybe someone knows how to do
00:52:12something? Oh, I can touch the back of my head with my heel. Cool, go
00:52:16ahead, but you have to get into an accident first, so everything is clear here, guys, maybe
00:52:19someone knows how to parody, I don't know, Gigan, for example, I can,
00:52:23but you have to get into an accident first, shut up,
00:52:26oh, Tsadykov, you're a flutist. I'm a Buddhist.
00:52:29Oh, guys, well, we got such a chance, or maybe
00:52:33you know another way for us to be shown on TV. I have one.
00:52:47In short, dear Svetlogorsk, we really
00:52:49tried, but nothing worked out, goodbye.
00:53:06but when I die the
00:53:07telephone
00:53:11nobody's
00:53:12holding
00:53:20on
00:53:24I don't want to
00:53:25be
00:53:29oh myself
00:53:31anymore.
00:53:51And Nikitos, you were supposed to roll out
00:53:55the royal,
00:53:57there's no royal
00:54:00there, there's only
00:54:02a piano.
00:54:06You are the most erudite idiot I
00:54:09know.
00:54:14Guys, who wants
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00:54:54What do you sincerely
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00:54:58A wish only exists when it is voiced. Say aloud what
00:55:02you want.
00:55:07I promise you that
00:55:11it will definitely come true. These are people,
00:55:14and you treat them like suckers, Lyosh, did you come to scold me? Did you formulate
00:55:17the wish, write it on a piece of paper? I want to
00:55:21imprison you,
00:55:24I will pursue you until you stop deceiving people, understood? And do
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01:00:52it's a debut not only at the music festival, but
01:00:56on the First Channel, in principle, from one
01:00:59resort to another, from sunny Abkhazia to
01:01:02the Baltic coast, meet the KVN team
01:01:06Fantasmagorians, the city of Sukhum, Republic
01:01:10of Abkhazia.
01:01:17For many years we searched for an answer
01:01:21why there are no Abkhazians
01:01:23on Kivina, and then it dawned
01:01:27on us that why search, we just need
01:01:31to play in stone, oradanayry.
01:02:01Greetings from the unrecognized republic to the unrecognized
01:02:05resort.
01:02:10A few words about Abkhazia. Now a lot of Russian cinema is being filmed in
01:02:13Abkhazia because we are beautiful and cheap.
01:02:17How does it turn out for you at the end? Ugly and
01:02:21expensive. The whole republic is guessing whether
01:02:24Abkhazia will soon take leading positions in the world economy, as
01:02:28Zhirinovsky even predicted.
01:03:00By the will of fate, it happened that there are no diamonds in our
01:03:04country, chrome and
01:03:07nickel are not mined, there are no gas deposits, but
01:03:11it would be much simpler to live, having
01:03:14mastered all this somehow, life would be different.
01:03:18If there were oil, if there were oil, don't hang
01:03:21your head, there are
01:03:23mandarins, we are waiting for the New
01:03:26Year, we every year.
01:03:40production center in Abkhazia, yes, yes, it
01:03:43happens, you know, we, we need some fresh blood, we need new
01:03:47Caucasian performers, by the way, there is one such group, guys,
01:03:50come in,
01:03:55hello everyone, we are the first tearful Caucasian
01:03:58group, the click.
01:05:00We will not raise these topics, sooner or later it will burst
01:05:02out, that's how it
01:05:04is.
01:05:10The click, so, I hope you've run out of songs. Songs have run out, problems
01:05:14remain, so listen to our next song,
01:05:18come on, let's go, Hasya, come on, Hasya,
01:05:22I am a well-bred person,
01:05:25a person, hey, I respect all
01:05:28people, all people, hey, but when I see
01:05:31a woman, I change drastically. I
01:05:35can be understood, because inside
01:05:38I have hormones,
01:05:41brother, again I meet women with
01:05:45a whistle, then I will ask
01:05:48them in direct messages,
01:05:50something.
01:05:59I'll go out.
01:07:16You are the most talented shame of the family, Hasik,
01:07:20I know, guys, yo-y, we consulted and
01:07:23decided that you are going on tour,
01:07:27seriously, where, anywhere, as long as it's further
01:07:30from Abkhazia, that suits us.
01:07:43And recently the airport in Abkhazia reopened. So, a case at
01:07:46Sukhum airport. Hello, hello, is this
01:07:49baggage? No, this is carry-on luggage. Excellent, let's check it in the
01:07:53calibrator. Anzorik,
01:07:56here's Anzorik, please insert it into Anzorik. What do you
01:07:59mean? Well, look, our airport is new, they haven't issued
01:08:03calibrators yet. They only issued Anzorik.
01:08:06So please, insert it into Anzorik, what's unclear? Well, there's not
01:08:10much space. Of course. You're flying on Pobeda or Dete? If you were flying
01:08:13on Aeroflot, Anzorik would do this, Anzorik
01:08:16Aeroflot,
01:08:19Anzorik, Pobeda, that's it, carefully
01:08:22insert it into Anzorik, just don't scratch it, the only one who agreed, please, stop, what
01:08:26are you doing, you'll break my Anzorik, well, what should I
01:08:29do, I need to pay extra to the airline,
01:08:32Anzorik, Anzorik
01:08:35money, well, I'm flying on Pobeda, all right,
01:08:39Anzorik, little money, oh, farewell.
01:09:12Wrap it up, we have to clear the stage in 10 minutes. Don't worry,
01:09:16we are an experienced choir, we have sung for so many respected
01:09:19people, and what's more, we have sung at the funerals of so many respected
01:09:23people.
01:09:26But today you need to change your repertoire a bit, you'll have to sing
01:09:30Mia Boyka, Egor Kreed, Toxi$. I don't understand,
01:09:33what are you suggesting? I am a national artist of
01:09:36Abkhazia, for a moment. You tell me, will you be proud of
01:09:40this moment your whole life?
01:09:43Well, there was some confusion with the documents,
01:09:45forget
01:09:50it. Then I won't
01:09:53perform. Then we'll have to return
01:09:57the money.
01:10:04Pick up the phone, baby, I know you want to call
01:10:08me today, what are we singing? Listen, you disgraced
01:10:11my mouth? My mouth is dry.
01:10:31Rinsed.
01:10:37Yes, guys, I promise you, if you sing well now, you will
01:10:41finally have a rider.
01:10:44Oh, rider va, oh, rider
01:10:47va, and what
01:10:50is this?
01:10:52Well, you, you wanted to sing Mia Boyka
01:10:55yesterday. The word "sing"
01:10:58wasn't there.
01:11:03Well, you have to
01:11:05start somewhere. Pam, pam,
01:11:08pam-pam-param, pam, pam, pam-pam-param pam-pam.
01:12:03Friends, Abkhazia and Russia - this is a friendship
01:12:06that doesn't need to be tested, it's a friendship that needs
01:12:10to be enjoyed, yes!
01:12:15And I am celebrating
01:12:16gratitude,
01:12:21getting used to new
01:12:23faces,
01:12:28Caucasian
01:12:30fantasy,
01:12:35you have a guest
01:12:37from the Caucasus!
01:13:16The teams thank the management of the Russian Economic
01:13:19University named after Plekhanov and personally the rector Ivan
01:13:23Vasilyevich Labanov.
01:13:25The teams thank the chairman of the Council of the Central Union of the Russian
01:13:29Federation Dmitry Lvovich Zubov and the rector of the Russian
01:13:32University of Cooperation, Alsu Rustemovna
01:13:36Nabiyeva. Friends, let's continue the music festival,
01:13:39despite the fact that the lineup of the next team is exactly three
01:13:43times smaller than the number of awards, they will still
01:13:46compete for one of these trophies. So,
01:13:50meet on this stage the KVN team Leon
01:13:53Killer, city.
01:14:04Well, hello,
01:14:07hello, Svetlogorsk,
01:14:11alright, let's immediately define our goals for this festival, we came
01:14:14here for a big golden kivin, Gorik, want
01:14:17a joke, yes, but we are in
01:14:20Yantar Hall, so it turns out we are
01:14:24everything here.
01:14:27Alright, we came for a small golden
01:14:29kivin,
01:14:32oh, Tatyana Kurtukova, hello, by the way, my dad
01:14:36drinks vodka to your
01:14:37songs.
01:14:45Yes, we just came to see
01:14:46the city.
01:14:52Pol, you promised, and you promised that we would come to
01:14:55a resort, and what is this? Well, Pol, understand, a resort is anywhere
01:14:59there is no wife.
01:15:02And you said it would be warm here. I said, "I don't know." When
01:15:05a man says, "I don't know," it means no. When a man
01:15:09says yes, it means he didn't hear
01:15:11the question.
01:15:20I understand, good, yes, let's continue. Gorik, by the way, who do
01:15:23you think is cooler? Medvedev or Zagitova?
01:15:27Yes.
01:15:32Medvedeva.
01:15:36Okay, the festival is musical, we'll deal with the humor somehow. Now we need
01:15:40to close the musical part. I thought Mizulina closes the musical part.
01:15:55Well, they need to please them, not scare them, Karik.
01:15:59Now we'll please them, Sergey Sergeevich, you're a DJ,
01:16:02a conductor.
01:16:05So, do this, six seven, six
01:16:09seven.
01:16:13Did your generation hear anything about semantic
01:16:16load? Well, in songs, in
01:16:19trends, you'd think your generation's songs all have
01:16:23meaning. What did Via Gra sing about? What
01:16:27difference does it make?
01:16:36This song: "A girl walks barefoot through the city." What a stupid
01:16:39song, are you kidding? That's Vyacheslav Butusov. "A girl walks barefoot
01:16:43through the city." I remember, the traffic light
01:16:46gives way to the girl. From above, an airborne
01:16:49traffic warden smiles, the girl nods her head in return. And
01:16:53somewhere outside the city, it's not ice, the crowd parts
01:16:56for the girl. The girl goes along Pushkinskaya to Ligovsky, taking
01:17:00a detour, a steamboat floats by along the canal, and
01:17:03outside the window, days flash by, they are as high as
01:17:07birds, some fly in
01:17:09the clouds, others are not
01:17:12visible at all, outside the window, spring
01:17:15is blooming, she is in love with someone, and
01:17:19that someone sits outside the window and
01:17:22watches day after day.
01:17:25How the girl walks barefoot through the city, flitting
01:17:29like a model through squares and streets. This is about unrequited love.
01:17:45Well, alright, Garik, I get it, you won, you caught me sober
01:17:49for once.
01:17:52Alright, let's move on to humor.
01:18:07Sir, don't pass by, try homemade wine.
01:18:10Aha, I was kicked out of my house because of your
01:18:13homemade wine.
01:18:15Why? Because homemade wine provokes domestic
01:18:18violence. And I don't like it when I'm
01:18:22beaten.
01:18:31Oh, it's light, like the internet, you won't feel it during the day, you'll pass out
01:18:35at night. Just take a sip and
01:18:39choose. I don't need any sips, I'm an experienced person, I can already
01:18:42tell by the smell how it will end. No, no, sir,
01:18:46I highly recommend this one, try
01:18:48it, come on. It says here, clean up
01:18:52after dogs, not a word about people.
01:19:06Don't do that, I... I do that sober.
01:19:09Well, alright, try this option, let's
01:19:13try it.
01:19:15What do you mean I won't
01:19:17swim there?
01:19:21You can't cross the border here. Shut up,
01:19:25you whore, darling, pick me up, I'm in
01:19:28Poland.
01:19:31Yes, you know, don't do that either, I don't have my passport with
01:19:34me. Well, alright, what do you think of this? Come
01:19:38on. Darling, look,
01:19:42what a fat seagull! Idiot, don't
01:19:45call my mother
01:19:46that! This
01:19:49one, give
01:19:52me this fat seagull, it doesn't matter, give
01:19:55me this, Marina Nikolaevna, don't you want to
01:19:58drink?
01:20:13Sometimes discussing romantic relationships at work is not the best idea in
01:20:17a music school.
01:20:20Good job, Grishenka, it's turning out great. Polina
01:20:23Sergeevna, can I talk to you? It's about our date
01:20:26yesterday. I can't, I have a class, talk here, in front
01:20:30of the child, in front of the child. Okay, then I would like
01:20:33to inquire
01:20:35about our yesterday's
01:20:37suite. I don't understand what you're talking about. Well, I'm talking
01:20:41about why our yesterday's
01:20:44mazurka didn't reach the coda. It's just
01:20:48that I invited you to a fancy restaurant, and at the most crucial moment, you
01:20:52went and
01:20:54went home,
01:20:56right, Sebastian, but you acted incorrectly. And you know, I'm
01:21:00not the type who is ready to make music for a
01:21:03cucumber roll.
01:21:05And you're like, "No, not without... notes."
01:21:09That's not the point, Stepan Arkadyevich, the point is that I was expecting
01:21:12a romance. You just want boogie-woogie. What
01:21:16makes you say that? The fact that before playing a violin, you need
01:21:20to tune it, not just pull out
01:21:22the bow.
01:21:26And you know, I was just very nervous at the realization that for the first
01:21:29time in a long time, I would finish a part, not
01:21:31solo.
01:21:41It's not my fault that you were only given to
01:21:44solo by nature. So you started talking, then you're a C
01:21:48note in the middle octave, everyone has had you,
01:21:51from
01:21:54a student to a professor.
01:21:57Rude! And my friends warned me that it would all lead to a
01:22:00A minor pentatonic. Even I didn't
01:22:04understand that just now.
01:22:07You know, the mazurka didn't reach the coda because you have something of
01:22:10Tchaikovsky in you. Those are just rumors, I've had
01:22:14women. I understand, I'm sorry, my
01:22:17class is over, and apparently, so is
01:22:20childhood.
01:22:26Satisfied? Grishenka, I'm sorry, please go
01:22:30home. Oh, wait, homework,
01:22:33forget this conversation, while you!
01:22:58Thank you, dear friends, we wanted to say this,
01:23:02you know, we are an adequate team, we don't live in
01:23:05the clouds, we understand that we don't really sing, we are not very
01:23:09musical, so these kivins, we would like them to
01:23:13go to truly deserving teams, there are such teams
01:23:16today, and what about us, we
01:23:19will go to our rented apartment after the
01:23:22festival, sit and look out the
01:23:25window, in the window
01:23:28a girl walks barefoot through the city,
01:23:44everything will work out for her, alright, let's go, bow, well, if you want to
01:23:48bow,
01:24:07Friends, the Kaliningrad region is the westernmost
01:24:10lighthouse of Russia, whose light is visible far beyond
01:24:13Russia, and this year the Kaliningrad
01:24:17region is 80 years old, happy anniversary.
01:24:2380 years ago, here, in the ruins of Königsberg,
01:24:27a new life began, and today Kaliningrad is one of
01:24:30the most dynamically developing
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01:24:37Thanks to those who started it, happy holiday to everyone who
01:24:40continues, happy holiday, friends,
01:24:43big football returns to
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01:29:26on the Ukrainian issue have been made yet. President
01:29:30Putin was invited by President
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01:30:15of the week. The Big Game with Dmitry
01:30:18Symson. Tomorrow after the program time.
01:30:22So, well, let's continue, welcome to this stage
01:30:25the KVN team Muscovites, REU named after Plekhanov.
01:30:28Let's go.
01:31:02Well hello
01:31:03colleagues,
01:31:11so immediately a riddle, German philosopher, four letters,
01:31:15died, forgot, a song about
01:31:19vacation,
01:31:22Swedish buffet in the hotel,
01:31:25full dishes, and
01:31:28a week later, what are you, where are you from?
01:31:32where are the Muscovites
01:31:35full
01:31:37of go,
01:31:42phone.
01:31:47We've all seen the show The Voice, but before filming, they hold a closed
01:31:51casting, which, luckily, they don't show us. Let's go through your
01:31:55Nekrutoy. It says here
01:31:59Igor Losh, well, I mean, continue.
01:32:02performer: singer Tatyana Kurt,
01:32:06Ludwig van, well, free, four, finished,
01:32:09performer Dima Bilan, everyone knows that, right, so
01:32:12that's it, get out of here, well let me sing Muslim Magomaev,
01:32:16Blue Eternity, oh, good, at least not sea, sea, that's what it
01:32:19is,
01:32:22but there's one problem, I sing well only in the shower, sing,
01:32:25come on, the sea
01:32:29has returned, talk.
01:32:33seagulls, very bad, with my heart, the surf, I'm
01:32:36shy, the dawn
01:32:38awakens, the heart is like
01:32:42a song, meets
01:32:45a friend,
01:32:47the heart is like a song flies from
01:32:51the chest,
01:32:54oh sea-sea
01:32:55appeared,
01:33:00you for a short time.
01:33:03Give the surf,
01:33:06super, great, bravo,
01:33:09bravo, oh no, get out, you messed up,
01:33:21every person has a love for art, many just
01:33:25carefully hide it, so, in
01:33:27the car service,
01:33:30meet Pasha. Well there was one
01:33:33at
01:33:38Pasha's a little secret, when everyone left, he danced
01:33:42ballet.
01:33:51Pasha looked a little
01:33:53like a ballet star, he drank like Volochkova and could
01:33:57keep his secret for a long time, but this time he forgot
01:34:00to close the door,
01:34:03Mikhalych,
01:34:06Pasha's colleagues were surprised, their heterosexual
01:34:09world was invaded, I'm shocked, I'm
01:34:12stunned, you don't like girls, they said
01:34:15that, we replaced
01:34:16the swear word,
01:34:20fired,
01:34:23I'll buy a ticket to Moscow and light a Marlboro, I'll dance
01:34:27at the Bolshoi Theater, even though I'm
01:34:3035, I'll ask the car service, I'll
01:34:33shine,
01:34:43oh hello everyone, take me to the
01:34:46ballet, do you even know what
01:34:49Batman is? Joker, where's Joker? It's
01:34:52Batman!
01:34:55That's it, get out, I didn't like you at the voice
01:34:58audition either,
01:35:01then the prima of heavenly beauty comes out, Pasha's heart is not
01:35:05in place and his pants are a little. And it seemed that for Pasha, ballet
01:35:08was closed, but the prima ballerina will fulfill his dream.
01:35:12Sir, don't be sad, I understand you. I'm a ballerina, and
01:35:15at night I overhaul engines, and honestly, I enjoy
01:35:19trying to fix a worn-out wheel
01:35:22alignment,
01:35:24you're like the ballet Carmen, an elegant gypsy, and you're my
01:35:28dream, a ruined UAZ van.
01:35:42Pasha danced like a god, like a white swan.
01:36:15has his own dream, he must go for it, even if you are a simple
01:36:18electrical installer, well, for the first time in his life he said
01:36:22something sensible, but I didn't say that, it was said
01:36:25by the electrical installer of aircraft equipment Sergey Sergeevich
01:36:29Zhilin, because we are with you, champions
01:36:33of love,
01:36:36what for!
01:36:45Well, a great performance, Agiza, finish it.
01:37:16Give me a bird,
01:37:29well, who said it has to be only funny, it can also be scary.
01:37:45Kolinsky vagabonds, Pyatigorsk team,
01:37:48Ruden team, Pair by pair are teams that have
01:37:51twice won the main prize of the music festival.
01:37:55And now, the team that has a chance to repeat this success
01:37:58will come on stage, because they already have
01:38:02one victory, one main prize of the music festival
01:38:05in their asset. Welcome to this stage, the
01:38:08KVN team Karakus, the city of Almetyevsk, Republic of
01:38:12Tatarstan. Welcome!
01:38:15Hello,
01:38:22flew, weeks and years,
01:38:25flew, socks, here,
01:38:29we know that we will definitely win
01:38:32and in a couple of days we will fly home on a bird,
01:38:35улет,
01:38:42good evening, friends, on stage Karakus, we... came to you from
01:38:46Tatarstan, what can we boast about, well, recently in
01:38:49Kazan a summit was held, where the President of Russia met with
01:38:52representatives of other countries, excellent, I actually have a song on this topic:
01:38:55песня:
01:38:58Our President communicates very well with leaders of other countries,
01:39:01an individual approach to
01:39:04everyone begins with a greeting, he greets Trump
01:39:08like this, he greets Kim Jong-un
01:39:11like this, he greets Modi like this, only with Lukashenko.
01:39:25Oh, Vorobyov. jury,
01:39:29how many,
01:39:33what, how many, how many sparrows,
01:39:36one sparrow, oh, still eagles on the jury, ask how many eagles
01:39:40are sitting, so,
01:39:44and anyway, this is an international festival, let's show something international,
01:39:48let's sing like a Korean K-pop group, oh no, that won't
01:39:51work, firstly, they have more people in the group, and secondly, we can't sing in Korean,
01:39:55don't worry, I'll sing everything for everyone now.
01:40:35Listen, where are our girls?
01:40:38Boys, we're
01:40:40here,
01:40:44wow, you're
01:40:47amazing, are you like lifeguards? Well, yeah,
01:40:50I saved Zhenya Trofimova last night, she
01:40:54changed her mind.
01:40:59What kind of lifeguards are you, you can't even swim, so what, we work from
01:41:02the shore, Dianka, demonstrate, help, come
01:41:05on, me, me,
01:41:09yourself, yourself,
01:41:12well done,
01:41:15by the way, she'll also do artificial respiration, yeah, and why not
01:41:19you, well, how to explain, have you ever seen
01:41:22what strongmen do with heating pads,
01:41:26oh, what a shell... Oh, Nastya, you probably shouldn't lean
01:41:29like that, when you stand like that, Lithuanians think you've pointed a hazelnut at them,
01:41:42yeah, really a tough
01:41:44nut,
01:41:47listen, don't look at me like I'm a woman, I can hit hard, hear that, I don't care
01:41:50who you are, I can file a complaint against a woman, enough,
01:41:54enough, enough, guys, let's not quarrel, let's rather show what...
01:42:27without you, without hope and
01:42:30without
01:42:32limits,
01:42:35and if you didn't exist, I would try
01:42:39to invent
01:42:40love,
01:42:44like a painter who sees under his
01:42:46fingers, put the colors of the
01:42:50day, and who can't
01:42:54believe it.
01:43:27all the resorts in the world, and how? well, like a film about Michael Jackson, so that Svetlogorsk
01:43:31can also earn billions of dollars, so welcome
01:43:35the King of Resorts
01:43:36Svetlogorsk,
01:43:44it's 20° Celsius peak,
01:43:46take your swimming trunks and
01:43:50down jacket with you, you don't need to take any
01:43:53sunscreens with you!
01:44:00you can lie there for 10 days, but your tan won't be
01:44:03black.
01:44:10there are cooler
01:44:11resorts,
01:44:15it's better to fly to Turkey, everyone knows that, in
01:44:18Svetlogorsk it's very boring, and we have all-inclusive,
01:44:22waterfalls, sea, you can go on excursions, and
01:44:26of course, on a banana, they can ride you, ride you, ride you,
01:44:29ride you, ride you, they can
01:44:31ride you,
01:44:37if someone says, Svetlogorsk residents, relax...
01:44:40fly, there are no adventures, in Svetlogorsk after
01:44:44six, there is a good old way to have a great
01:44:47holiday all 5 days, remember the order in this
01:44:50order, namely drink beer after vodka, beer after
01:44:54vodka, that's
01:44:56the answer,
01:45:04Dubai, Dubai,
01:45:07only.
01:45:10people are sunbathing there,
01:45:13and here you have it all year round,
01:45:17du, tubak,
01:45:21tubak, only,
01:45:24you're so
01:45:25funny,
01:45:29you saved money for a year,
01:45:32so your vacation would be luxurious,
01:45:35and you did the right thing by choosing
01:45:38Svetlogorsk.
01:45:40Orsk, here at any time of the year, you will
01:45:44have a great rest,
01:45:46you'll come, drop your things and immediately go
01:45:50into the
01:45:51sea,
01:45:56and then you'll go in up to your
01:45:57knees,
01:46:02then you'll go in up to your
01:46:03waist,
01:46:08and how will I swim then?
01:46:11Beer after vodka and the water won't be
01:46:14cold, wow, that's a
01:46:17different matter,
01:46:21everyone who decides to fly to Svetlogorsk
01:46:23will be personally met at the
01:46:27airport, we'll bring you bread and salt
01:46:30and you'll realize, it's not a
01:46:33dream,
01:46:37to all tourists of Svetlogorsk, hello.
01:47:25Svetlogorsk, definitely the best resort in
01:47:29the world,
01:47:37the teams thank you.
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01:48:31a printer, fall in love,
01:48:35take a test and find out you're
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01:53:11Welcome to Rabat. Do you
01:53:13often fish here? Yes, constantly. And you have such
01:53:17a gorgeous outfit? Yes, I dressed up for
01:53:20the fish. Here at the market. sugar cane is given, from
01:53:24it they make juice, well now you yourself will
01:53:26make it, this is what I understand,
01:53:30making juice from a stick with your own hands, this is
01:53:33a crossing over the Oued Bourigreg river, we use it
01:53:37to get from Rabat to the neighboring city of Sale, it's like
01:53:41a suburban
01:53:42bus,
01:53:45premiere, the lives of others,
01:53:49tomorrow on Channel One.
01:53:52So, let's continue, many complain that it's
01:53:55cold in Svetlogorsk, but now a team
01:53:59will come on stage, after whose performance it will become
01:54:02a little warmer, at least in the
01:54:05soul, welcome to this stage, the KVN team,
01:54:08Donetsk Ridge, the city of Donetsk, Donetsk
01:54:12People's
01:54:13Republic,
01:54:17we came to you from
01:54:19Donetsk,
01:54:21relatives. and men
01:54:24brought a lot of
01:54:26color,
01:54:29oh no, the ridge is on our
01:54:33vintage style. they are candies, but
01:54:37only grillage, shake the stage,
01:54:40catch our flashmob, let's all do
01:54:44op-op-op
01:54:44оп-оп-оп,
01:54:51op, op, well,
01:54:53hello,
01:55:01well, on stage, Donbass, many, when...
01:55:05hear Donbass, imagine the Cote d'Azur,
01:55:08convertibles, Kim
01:55:11Kardashian, a shop selling draft beer on the first
01:55:15floor, well, in some ways you're
01:55:17right, Syushenka, why are you so
01:55:21happy, I found a nude beach in Svetlogorsk,
01:55:24and where is it, where I decide,
01:55:28come out demons, we will dance in Jersey, step aside,
01:55:31I will enter, I'm on Sunday, hello everyone.
01:55:37Dan, what is this? What are you, guys, not in trend,
01:55:40Shaman burned his pants, and I burned mine. What if Shaman jumped
01:55:44from the ninth floor,
01:55:47if
01:55:54only we knew what was in his head,
01:55:58well, we'll fight for the bird, well, with God's help,
01:56:01let's go!
01:56:16The sommelier uses the term "hear the aroma" in his work, we, however,
01:56:20understood it somewhat differently. So, the first Donetsk
01:56:23musical sommelier. Sergey Shazanovich, let's start
01:56:26the tasting.
01:56:32Well, you know, it's something aged.
01:56:36it stood in the cellar for a very long time,
01:56:39fermented and unexpectedly
01:56:42shot, and what
01:56:44about that,
01:56:46she looks like mom, among everyone in this
01:56:50club, well, you know, notes
01:56:52are audible,
01:56:58oh no, notes are not audible,
01:57:01I don't recommend it, everything here is completely unnatural, and what do you say
01:57:05about that,
01:57:11well, you know, it's like
01:57:12white,
01:57:16well, it's like not white,
01:57:19but I'm more inclined to say it's white, that's it,
01:57:22aha,
01:57:28it's Leps, everyone knows him,
01:57:31here's such an option,
01:57:34somehow,
01:57:38give me
01:57:45Leps, let's drink it down
01:57:46quickly,
01:57:50in general, that's all, come tomorrow,
01:57:52I'll show you musical
01:57:56hangover,
01:58:02what about that.
01:58:07in one of the cafes on the Svetlogorsk embankment,
01:58:10please, here's your bill,
01:58:13insufficient funds, well, I mean insufficient, I used this card
01:58:17all day yesterday, it was enough for everything,
01:58:20young man, come back a little later, what shall we
01:58:23do, well, I don't know, there's a DJ console, I'll play some tracks, earn
01:58:27some money, Seryozha, what kind of DJ are you, yes, I'm
01:58:30talented, oh, your talent, when you need and don't need to quote Brother
01:58:34Two? You'll go with me to
01:58:36America,
01:58:39do whatever you want, just pay the bill, well, people,
01:58:42now you have a new DJ, DJ
01:58:46Sergey, as
01:58:47for the dollar,
01:58:56weddings,
01:58:57anniversaries,
01:59:03the DJ writes: only about real everyday situations that he
01:59:07himself has been in, if you order
01:59:10delivery, she said she didn't want anything, and you
01:59:14really didn't order her anything,
01:59:17a mistake, worse
01:59:19than betrayal, a complete
01:59:23goat,
01:59:31listen, who are you, what are you doing here,
01:59:33and I... from
01:59:36Viktor Semenovich,
01:59:38well, if you're directly from
01:59:40me,
01:59:43then play. Well, people,
01:59:45let's continue!
01:59:50Play a track for
01:59:51500 rubles.
01:59:56Man, here's the money, play something
01:59:58summery, especially for those who are worried about their
02:00:02vacation, so you don't forget anything,
02:00:06don't be late, don't get
02:00:08robbed,
02:00:12sit down for a bit before you go,
02:00:15sit down for a bit before you go.
02:00:18That's what grandma taught us,
02:00:22stare at the
02:00:23wall for 5 minutes,
02:00:30Seryozha, why didn't you tell me that you're so good at it, I
02:00:34just didn't want to share it with you,
02:00:37because you didn't appreciate that I sneeze like
02:00:39Brezhnev,
02:00:43bless you, well, people, how do you like
02:00:46it! Let's go, I'll shout Ser, you shout
02:00:49Gay, oh no, maybe it's better
02:00:51not to,
02:00:55Seryozha, play Vorobyov for me, I don't work
02:00:59for free,
02:01:02Syuz, did you have money all this time, well, that's my
02:01:06money, your money, that's our
02:01:09money, oh so, Ksyusha, then the next
02:01:13track is for you, to marry, not to drink water, Hello,
02:01:41I'm the director of this establishment, this is
02:01:43a sensation, we've never had nine people before.
02:01:49Stay and work with us, no, thank you, I've already
02:01:52collected the necessary amount, now I'll only have one hobby,
02:01:56that's my Ksyusha, and DJing, and DJing is
02:02:00not a hobby, it's the love of my life,
02:02:26Today all the teams in their performances at the end will sing
02:02:30a lot of songs, well, we are a soulful team, so we invite
02:02:34all of you to our place, there will be barbecue,
02:02:38fish, fresh vegetables, we'll get some
02:02:41beer, that's the song,
02:02:45we're waiting for everyone at...
02:02:57So friends, let's continue, the third attempt to win
02:03:00one of these awards will now be made by, perhaps,
02:03:04one of the most colorful and multinational teams
02:03:08of our club, welcome to the stage
02:03:11the RUDN team, the Russian
02:03:14University of Friendship of Peoples named after Patrice.
02:03:47It rained for 2 weeks, well, hello
02:03:49everyone,
02:03:56once again, hello, as you have already understood, we represent
02:03:59RUDN, the Russian University of Friendship with some
02:04:03peoples,
02:04:06our team has people from different regions, for example,
02:04:09Magic and Edik, let's say, the barbecue zone of our
02:04:12team, hey, what are you carrying,
02:04:16or these guys.
02:04:51And now we move on to the main program. Eduard, your
02:04:54line.
02:05:07At the travel agency.
02:05:10Hello, I want a refund for my vacation.
02:05:13Why? At your resorts, I feel
02:05:17at home. And what's the problem? My home is
02:05:19bad. And what exactly don't you like?
02:05:23Too many people, I didn't think there could be a queue
02:05:27in the sea.
02:05:29Secondly. Very expensive, I rented a sun lounger for
02:05:323,000 rubles. This is more than the WVP of my
02:05:36country. By 3.00
02:05:38rubles.
02:05:41I also got scared as hell when I saw this. And
02:05:44what's so scary about this? In our Congo, it's
02:05:47execution.
02:05:50Okay, let's find you another destination. Here's Anapa,
02:05:54never in my life. I was sunbathing there, and
02:05:57volunteers put me in a bag.
02:06:02Probably got it wrong, they got it wrong, they shouted:
02:06:05"Oh, a black man, let's pick him up."
02:06:09But there are good things too, on our beaches you can eat well. Aha,
02:06:13hot corn, hot belyashi, why is everything hot
02:06:16in the heat, but it's all tasty, tasty,
02:06:20belyash is just fried dough with butter, actually with
02:06:23meat, not
02:06:24belyash.
02:06:29That's all. No, I couldn't even buy a single souvenir
02:06:33for my relatives, why? Because there are no mugs with the name
02:06:36Abeba. And these constant
02:06:40queues for the toilet annoy me. What's the difficulty in waiting 5 minutes? You didn't
02:06:44eat.
02:06:51Okay, but you should have liked our discos.
02:06:55No, I felt like prey there, they were
02:06:58hunting me.
02:07:03You know what pisses me off the most about this? I
02:07:07want more.
02:07:20I'll tell you a secret, it's here in Ruden that groups are selected for
02:07:24Intervision, but not all of them make it to the stage. Well,
02:07:28our selection for Intervision is open. Who's first?
02:07:31Wow, how colorful. And what's your
02:07:34name? We are the Middle Eastern
02:07:36Culture Room. Well,
02:07:39sing.
02:07:43Cities
02:07:44stretch out,
02:07:51I've been in each
02:07:52of them, on the
02:07:55salty line.
02:08:24Wait, why are you singing in Russian? Because we're from a Russian city, from Dubai.
02:08:28Get out, you can't show that. Intervision, next!
02:08:32Hello, I'm Garik
02:08:33Stukachov. And what do
02:08:37you have?
02:08:40Channel One, I tell you, Channel
02:08:43One, I tell you, keeps accounts on Instagram, and
02:08:47what about Telegram? Get
02:08:51out of here!
02:08:53Next!
02:08:57You again? Who are you? This time we're
02:09:01the Migrantushki
02:09:02International group.
02:09:05And what are you singing? Our working
02:09:07song.
02:09:10Again
02:09:12a broom.
02:09:15Take your broom, let's go.
02:09:17A broom.
02:09:20A broom. With
02:09:22a broom.
02:09:24We are Russian only one.
02:09:28A broom.
02:09:36You can't show that on Intervision, get out of here!
02:09:39Next! Hello, who are you? I'm rapper
02:09:43Macaque.
02:09:45So you remade Macam, there is such
02:09:48a rapper, and what do you sing? I perform in
02:09:51the genre of gangsta, children's songs,
02:09:53show me. My phone is ringing, who
02:09:56is speaking?
02:10:12Shak-shak
02:10:13chocolate,
02:10:22excellent, you will perform for an African country, for
02:10:25France, next.
02:10:37Hello, who are you? We are the
02:10:39FSB choir. I've never heard of such a thing...
02:10:43We try.
02:10:47Wait, you're not on any list, who invited
02:10:50you?
02:10:54No idea, Kotyov, get out of here. Well,
02:10:58what will you sing? A song about
02:11:00Svetlogorsk.
02:11:04A boy with cotton candy and
02:11:06a shashlik vendor by dates, an elderly
02:11:10grandma.
02:11:16On the Curonian Spit, waitress Oksana, marzipan
02:11:18seller. But in
02:11:22reality, they're all
02:11:24together,
02:11:27officers, officers, under
02:11:30cover officers.
02:11:44Here even a slug
02:11:48can be a person.
02:11:53Congratulations, you passed the audition, and you too. Let it
02:12:08be embarrassing, and if.
02:12:11What to do?
02:12:15Combined Rudan, thank you, guys, wait, can I
02:12:18speak? Well, of course, yes,
02:12:20you can.
02:12:22This is my last game, I'm going home,
02:12:25I spent 5 years in Russia, and I realized
02:12:28that there is no
02:12:31racism here, yes, they made fun of me, but
02:12:35the intonation was always
02:12:38kind.
02:12:46Thank you,
02:12:47Russia.
02:12:56Can I, can I record a video for memory, with all
02:13:00of you? Of course, let's support Hans,
02:13:02let's on 3-4
02:13:06shout Kivin together,
02:13:08ready? 3, che!
02:13:20Thank you, I will rewatch it and smile, how
02:13:24sweet, it's because it will remind us of us. No, on
02:13:28it, 2,000 white people do what a black
02:13:31person says.
02:13:38Svetlogorsk, we kiss your
02:13:39pretzels!
02:13:43To live God's game like for the
02:13:46first time,
02:13:49we want to slow down time,
02:13:52if our last
02:13:55time is inevitable,
02:13:58somewhere there, somewhere there,
02:14:02let everything be for the last time,
02:14:05but not now, not now, not
02:14:08now, if we disperse.
02:14:42Pushilina, as well as the specialized developer
02:14:46Liniya Zhizni: you build houses, we
02:14:50make jokes. Congratulations on the launch of the Polovetsky residential complex
02:14:53in the city of Donetsk. The teams thank the leadership
02:14:57of the Russian University of Friendship of Peoples named after Patrice
02:15:00Lumumba represented by Rector Oleg Alexandrovich
02:15:03Yastrebov and President of RUDN University Vladimir Mikhailovich
02:15:07Filippov, as well as Vladislav Evgenievich
02:15:10Zelentsov. So, friends. A large
02:15:14Kivin in dark, a small Kivin in
02:15:17gold, these awards are already in the asset of the next
02:15:20team, but of course they dream of a big
02:15:23Kivin in gold.
02:15:55They didn't agree to pork, these are
02:15:57Cossacks, these are well-behaved, these are
02:16:01Cossacks, we're the head of the feast.
02:16:17Assalamu
02:16:18alaykum.
02:16:27Well, Svetlogorsk, welcome, educated
02:16:30Kazakhs on stage, educated,
02:16:32that too.
02:16:34Well, guys, festival, what's new? I've started
02:16:38a business, supplying Vishnevsky's mother to Europe, and
02:16:41why? Why is she
02:16:43rotting there?
02:16:50G-Greetings, Volgograd police!
02:16:53What? I got lost, huh?
02:16:57Yours, yes, ours. What did he do? While I was sleeping, he re-glued all the letters
02:17:01on my tunic.
02:17:05Egghead!
02:17:09What, did you just hatch? Okay, Kazakhs, turn out your
02:17:13pockets, come on, come on,
02:17:14turn them out.
02:17:17Why do you have such a big pocket? It's just that I flew here without
02:17:20luggage. Okay, Kazakhs, purpose of visit?
02:17:23Like for the festival, for wine. So you
02:17:27flew 4000 km for a metal bird on a plastic
02:17:30stand? Yes, turn out your back pockets too,
02:17:34come on, come on, turn them out. Why
02:17:36aren't you turning them out? I have something in there, just
02:17:40something forbidden, yes, forbidden. I love
02:17:44honest people, I love the Volgograd
02:17:46police.
02:17:50All the best. Hey, Yernar, where were you? At Kant's
02:17:53grave, perhaps?
02:17:57Or perhaps with Kant? We weren't
02:17:59talking.
02:18:04And who's on the jury today? Alexey Vorobyov, by the
02:18:07way, is in the top 100 most sexy men on the planet.
02:18:11Wait, why were you looking at this
02:18:13list?
02:18:18Well, I was flipping through, looking for myself. Yes, I
02:18:22flipped, I finished!
02:18:25Who else? How about Tatyana Kurtukova?
02:18:28Seriously? Give these women flowers.
02:18:53What does she look like? I don't know.
02:19:14Wait, wait, what's this nonsense? This isn't music at all. Why are you
02:19:18рассказываешь, ты вот лучше народному артисту россии, вот ему
02:19:22скажи, вот.
02:19:40Sergey, Sergeyevich, you too, your pockets, show
02:19:42them.
02:19:45The back ones too. Eh, okay, don't drive me crazy, NK,
02:19:47let's go.
02:19:58In a taxi.
02:20:00Radio MS. That's it,
02:20:03we've arrived.
02:20:08Glad, I'll pay an extra 200 rubles. Can we finish
02:20:10listening to the song? It's just that I met my ex-wife to this
02:20:13song. Is that it? Yes.
02:20:16Come on. I've wanted to
02:20:19say for a long time that I
02:20:22love you. I love
02:20:26you alone, like no one
02:20:29ever did.
02:20:32I remember dancing a slow dance with my ex to this
02:20:35song. What if I throw in a thousand
02:20:39and we dance?
02:20:43Are you crazy? I'll give you five stars, get out of
02:20:46the car now, I'll show you, come
02:20:49here.
02:20:57Give me five stars right
02:20:58away now.
02:21:01And by any chance, didn't you have a delicious meal in a restaurant
02:21:04to this song?
02:21:07We were walking with her. Oh, too bad, I'm sorry. Yes,
02:21:11513, yes. And you're next, sit down. No, no, I won't
02:21:14go with you.
02:21:17Oh no, you misunderstood, he paid me for
02:21:19it.
02:21:22Are you stupid? All the more reason not to go, I explained everything.
02:21:38This year, Russia gave Kazakhstan four Amur
02:21:41tigers. Six months after living in Kazakhstan, they came
02:21:45to interview them. Tigers, hello, well, tell us, how are you
02:21:49living here? It's not life, it's
02:21:51a song! It's cozy here,
02:21:55spacious, tasty,
02:21:58many different kinds
02:22:00of places. It's just that
02:22:03it's sad in the evenings here.
02:22:08Four males,
02:22:11so please register one tigress here, and
02:22:15a friend, let her bring her, okay. Have you made friends with any of the neighbors yet?
02:22:19Yes, of course, with the Kazakh eagle, the Belarusian bison,
02:22:22and these snow leopards, snow leopards.
02:22:25Yes, what about the animals from overseas, how are the relations? Well,
02:22:29how to say, it's better to sing.
02:22:32Lives in the westernmost cage,
02:22:35the Andean blonde crocodile,
02:22:38ate the Venezuelan capybara,
02:22:42said he asked for it.
02:22:45And he also
02:22:47blocked the Iranian
02:22:51saiga's watering
02:22:54hole just like that. Everyone is silent,
02:22:57la-la-la, la-la-la, even
02:23:00the British goat, la-la-la,
02:23:03la-la-la, and even the Polish one.
02:24:07We thought, why do we always come to you, esteemed jury? Now
02:24:11you come to us in Kazakhstan, especially since according to Kazakh tradition, we meet
02:24:15each guest personally. No need to book a hotel,
02:24:18you will stay with us. Who meets whom? I get
02:24:22Medvedev, I get Kurtukova. That's it, disarm. There's no such
02:24:24tradition. Why do I need Golygina
02:24:28at home?
02:24:30Hey, guys, guys, stop hinting at this. We've been coming
02:24:33here for the fourth year and haven't won a big golden Kivin once. I consulted
02:24:37with this person here, if we had won it the first year, we would
02:24:41be free by now and would have a big golden
02:24:44Kivin and Nartoi. Team KNNK
02:24:48Kazakhstan.
02:24:52We come for the big golden one, we haven't won it for many
02:24:55years, and we are studying. It seems we
02:24:58have started
02:24:59to understand it.
02:25:03It has long been filled with that dream of flying
02:25:06to Kazakhstan. It just never
02:25:10learned to fly. All together,
02:25:14fly away, fly away, like a free bird, circling
02:25:17freely in the heavens, higher than the sun and stars,
02:25:20just know, I will never
02:25:24forget you, I will wait for
02:25:28a miracle again, remember everything from now on, fly
02:25:32in, fly
02:25:37in. Thanks, Svetlogordon.
02:25:57Keep it to yourself, don't worry, she's also afraid of you, it's an
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02:26:10is the subject? Subject, stone
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02:30:38You can study the history of the Soviet Union of the 20th century simply by
02:30:41Shostakovich's music. He put a
02:30:44culminating point in the understanding
02:30:47of the Russian musical school. The Seventh
02:30:50Symphony was inspired by the terrible events
02:30:53of 1941. 28, I ask you
02:30:56to repeat, read
02:30:57from the beginning.
02:31:01struck this. His powerful
02:31:04description of Hitler's
02:31:06hordes. Shostakovich was banned
02:31:09twice, the first time 6 years before the Leningrad
02:31:12Symphony, the second time 6 years after. He was literally played
02:31:16with and tortured, first he was exalted, then he was
02:31:20thrown into oblivion. He used his own
02:31:23and indicators that
02:31:26he himself is currently in that tragic moment that
02:31:29he contemplates in music.
02:31:34People who know will play these four notes, everyone will understand that it's
02:31:37Shostakovich. For the 120th anniversary of the birth
02:31:41of Dmitry Shostakovich,
02:31:44premiere today on the first. Well,
02:31:48now onto this stage will come the silver
02:31:51medalists of the higher league of last season, who,
02:31:55personally, to my surprise, are in Svetlogorsk for the first time. On
02:31:59this stage, the KVN team, it's them.
02:32:02Synergy University, Moscow.
02:32:05Let's go. Hello, Svetlogorsk, they
02:32:09led from Moscow, meet the Baltic
02:32:12crossing, we are already our own. Here to
02:32:15have fun, pump up the amber.
02:32:19Who is this on stage?
02:32:31Well, it's a very important game, for winning they don't give
02:32:35just anything, but a metal
02:32:37bird. Oh,
02:32:39a plane.
02:32:42No, these just stand, they don't fly. Well, what's this now if not
02:32:46a plane? Okay, the event is indeed
02:32:49important, today even the mayor of Svetlogorsk, Vladimir
02:32:53Vladimirovich, is in the hall. Awesome,
02:32:54they demoted him.
02:33:02And also...
02:33:44An incident in
02:33:45the entrance.
02:33:48Okay, I'm kidding. What, where,
02:33:51when? Esteemed experts, let me remind you that your
02:33:55team incorrectly answered five questions in a row. Mr.
02:33:58Kashnikov, yes, yes, I would advise you to bring your
02:34:02team to its senses during the music break. Of course,
02:34:05of course, Mr. Host, of course.
02:34:09Listen, you, Mr. Idiot,
02:34:12why did you answer five questions in a row with
02:34:15"accordion"? What accordion are you talking about? If
02:34:18you mention it again, then not only the host,
02:34:21but your wife will call me "Mr.", understand me? What
02:34:25are you allowing yourself? You know what kind of pointy-toed shoe
02:34:28I have? I won't kick you, I'll impale you on a stake, understood
02:34:31?! Please, and then I'll take
02:34:35a crystal owl and I won't shove it crystal-ly,
02:34:38understood ?!
02:34:41Stop it! What stop it? Do you understand,
02:34:44if we lose 0-6 now, I don't know what the host will do to us!
02:34:48Mr. Kashnikov, yes, let me explain in a language you
02:34:52understand. If
02:34:55they don't answer at least once for
02:34:58him, then they, along
02:35:01with me, will be thrown out of the first
02:35:05one. Question: if this
02:35:09happens, then with what object will I
02:35:13smash your face?
02:35:17Time!
02:35:19I think an accordion. Shut
02:35:21up already!
02:35:23Okay, everyone, pull yourselves together, we're going back on air. Attention,
02:35:27decisive question.
02:35:31So, you're sitting...
02:35:51The next question is asked by Nikolay
02:35:55Sushchenko, music teacher. No, this musical
02:35:58instrument is
02:36:02a hand accordion that
02:36:05uses a piano-type keyboard.
02:36:09The French call it...
02:36:13называют его...
02:36:46Clean Ponds, the green
02:36:49dream of ages, my
02:36:52distant shore of childhood, where the
02:36:55accordion sounds. What sounds
02:36:59on the distant shore of childhood? Time!
02:37:30Time, who will answer? Well, I guess I'll
02:37:33try.
02:37:35Mr. Dropeko, yes, your answer. My
02:37:38answer is an accord- Are you
02:37:41idiots? Get out of the entrance! What entrance?
02:38:45Goodbye, I'm a stranger
02:38:47here.
02:38:51My love, ciao,
02:38:54bambina,
02:38:58love, this is San Francisco.
02:39:12What are you singing? What are
02:39:15you singing? Haven't you ever heard
02:39:18Carmen? Not her, but you. Okay, get out of here.
02:39:21And you, come here, you're going to dance. What
02:39:25dance? I'm just a loader. Dance and I'll
02:39:28buy you a bottle. Wow, conditions like
02:39:30Volochkova's. I'm
02:39:34okay with it.
02:39:39You, what are you dancing? You need to dance Flamenco. I don't know how to dance
02:39:43Flamenco. Okay, imagine you drank 5 liters of beer and ate
02:39:46a watermelon.
02:39:51Now three mosquitoes are flying past you.
02:39:54Congratulations, you know how to dance flamenco. Now
02:39:57follow the text, it's all simple. Okay, good.
02:40:01The Matador decisively demonstrated to Carmen that he
02:40:05liked her, liked her
02:40:07very much.
02:40:11To conquer her heart, the Matador decided to show his...
02:40:15main skill: taming
02:40:18a bull. In the Matador's hands was a red
02:40:21rag. A red
02:40:24rag.
02:40:29He demonstrated that he was not afraid
02:40:32of the bull at all.
02:40:37And after that, the Matador kills
02:40:40the bull.
02:40:51What are you standing there for? Go on, what do you need to do? Kill
02:40:55the gypsy.
02:40:56Again?
02:41:00That's why I work as your guard. Okay,
02:41:03stop embarrassing me in front of the foreign delegation. Just sing the final
02:41:07song.
02:41:14So who is dearest to my heart?
02:41:17Chevapchichi Rostov and
02:41:20pastila. What are you talking about? I don't
02:41:23know the words. Stop being silly, just
02:41:27follow me. Stop being silly, just
02:41:30repeat after me. What are you
02:41:33repeating now? I love you, I
02:41:37love you. What's wrong with you? Are
02:41:40you morons? It needs to be the other way around!
02:41:44The other way around, it all needs to be. You morons! Go,
02:41:47go! Help, somebody!
02:41:50Please, I can't
02:41:53take it.
02:42:14Idiots, good thing the foreigners don't understand Russian. Okay, stand nicely, they're
02:42:18coming. Hello, my dear friend.
02:42:22Hello, our delegation from Belarus is very
02:42:25surprised.
02:42:28In general, we liked everything very much, and they sang, and
02:42:31they advertised Belarusian knitwear.
02:42:35I praise you, I can do it cool, do it
02:42:38cool,
02:42:40parachute.
02:42:54In the end, we are in Svetlogorsk for the first time, but
02:42:57we have already revealed its main secret: all residents
02:43:00of Svetlogorsk are
02:43:02vampires.
02:43:05You have pale skin, there's almost never
02:43:08sun. You live in old mansions in
02:43:12Eastern Europe, and you're proud
02:43:15of your grave.
02:43:23Think about it, there's a Kevin in gold?
02:43:27But for some reason there's no Kevin in
02:43:29silver.
02:43:32And what's all this for? It's for the fact that
02:43:34we're
02:43:37It's them. University, Vampire
02:43:39Synergy.
02:43:47Flattery, I flatter myself. And
02:43:51us, and what's so sour? I'm
02:43:54high, these are tangled thoughts.
02:45:00Virsalem, Virsalem,
02:45:03Svetlogorsk rey,
02:45:06tekhana,
02:45:08chenetin bir I wanted the same
02:45:11bar. Translate, great, we are
02:45:15in Svetlogorsk again. Europe should know
02:45:18how we're vacationing here, things are pretty good,
02:45:22overall it's a festival, everything's easy for us,
02:45:26hello everyone again.
02:45:40Well, here it is, the singing KVN, an away
02:45:43event for
02:45:44those who can't travel.
02:45:52Yes, friends, we've been in Svetlogorsk for a long time now,
02:45:55yes, I've been here for a week without my husband. 24 hours without
02:45:58sex,
02:46:01yes, yes, don't even start, Zambek, you
02:46:04sing instead, I actually bought a song from Kirkorov, hey,
02:46:08everyone in Kaliningrad will tell you, don't buy from
02:46:11resellers,
02:46:13listen, how are we going to win with such a team?
02:46:17How are we going to win
02:46:19with such a team?
02:46:22The Eurasia team quoted the election slogan of the New
02:46:25People party in the upcoming elections.
02:46:30We are at KVN behind the host's desk, Dmitry
02:46:33Khrustalev. Khrustalev is a unique host, as he washes
02:46:37up to the back of his head.
02:46:45Well, the egg is in the nest, so we can
02:46:47continue.
02:46:54Today on the jury, Sergey Zhilin, conductor, head of many
02:46:58jazz ensembles, who, judging by his red cheeks and
02:47:02hangover, gave it his all when he arrived in Svetlogorsk.
02:47:05Also,
02:47:09also.
02:47:21Also on the jury, Evgenia Medvedeva, Olympic athlete, such an influential girl, that if you
02:47:25know her, you know anyone. Don't believe me? Let's
02:47:29check. This is a randomly
02:47:32chosen Sayanov Zholdurbek. At first
02:47:35glance, it might seem like, who is this person? However, you all know
02:47:39him through 5. Kozhaty, you know Evgenia Medvedeva,
02:47:42Medvedeva knows Putin, Putin knows Trump, Trump knows Tom
02:47:46Hardy, and Tom Hardy in 2012 was in Yakutsk,
02:47:50where he met Sayanov Zholdurbek.
02:48:03We continue to follow the development
02:48:04of events.
02:48:44and what, is this an IV with beer? Well, alcohol is only allowed until
02:48:47nine here, you can have an IV
02:48:50around the clock. Alright, I have to go, I got a job at
02:48:54a gas station, why? I love
02:48:56queues. So let's just show the number.
02:49:12So, at the order pick-up
02:49:14point.
02:49:19I bought myself a dress online
02:49:23and I'm happy to
02:49:25tears with it. I wrote a great
02:49:28review for it, gave it five
02:49:32stars.
02:49:36Two stars. with
02:49:40swear words, because
02:49:43the sellers are
02:49:46just to blame.
02:49:51Half a star,
02:49:53they mixed up
02:49:55my order.
02:49:58one, but
02:50:01only blue.
02:50:04Dear women, when you choose clothes on marketplaces, look at
02:50:08these ones, you need to look at these ones, because if you're not
02:50:11like this, you'll look
02:50:14like this.
02:50:24Bread, well, we could have joked about local topics, but I don't know,
02:50:27amber, Kant, Gazmanov, amber, Kant,
02:50:31Gazmanov, the annual teams at the singing KVN talk
02:50:35about the same thing, but no one jokes about the most important
02:50:39topic. Obviously, there is some prohibition against talking about it, however
02:50:43I'm not afraid to raise this topic on federal television. So,
02:50:47attention,
02:50:48Marzipan.
02:50:52Marzipan, like BDSM.
02:50:56Many have tried it, but those who liked it don't tell
02:50:59anyone about it.
02:51:02As we found out, Marzipan has strategic importance.
02:51:06Don't believe it? Look, this is a factory for the production of Tula.
02:51:40Marzipan, as it turned out, is Catherine II, Mozart and
02:51:43Immanuel Kant, none of them survived.
02:51:45выжил.
02:51:48Which means Marzipan is a deadly weapon. Let's
02:51:52examine its composition. Marzipan contains bitter almonds,
02:51:56known as a deadly poison, as well as
02:51:59sugar, which is called white death, and
02:52:02water, and as we know, people drown
02:52:05in water. And the most terrifying thing that is part of
02:52:08Marzipan, by
02:52:10choice.
02:52:15By choice. Which means it can be anything, from
02:52:18vanilla syrup to a knife.
02:52:22Obviously, learning this information, a real marzipan
02:52:26panic could start in Kaliningrad. However, don't worry, our team, as much as
02:52:30possible, is ready to remove this deadly weapon from
02:52:34Kaliningrad. To summarize my report, I would
02:52:38like to address the jury. If the Eurasia team wins the KVN today, we would
02:52:41like to invite you for champagne, and if not, we'll have
02:52:45tea.
02:53:03Friends, in conclusion, you know, it's interesting, will the most
02:53:07musical team of the club be able to win the highest award of the musical
02:53:10festival? Well, let them try to tell us
02:53:13no, say
02:53:16no to us in response,
02:53:19if not, deserve.
02:53:23because last
02:53:25year
02:53:28they gave us a big dark no,
02:53:31say no to us in response in
02:53:35your final words,
02:53:39if our KVN
02:53:43was not entirely
02:53:45musical.
02:54:02Say no to
02:54:05us in response, just cut with
02:54:09force, but if
02:54:11you say no to us, then
02:54:14it sounds beautiful to us,
02:54:18tell us this
02:54:19소비.
02:54:22Final!
02:54:25Tell me, tell me,
02:54:29safely!
02:54:33Well, friends, that's all for now, all
02:54:36the teams vying for awards today have shown their
02:54:40performances, teams to the stage!
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02:54:59Channel One, the best football players of Russia,
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03:00:41dear members of the jury, now
03:00:44it's your turn, your
03:00:47task now is to gather and decide which KVN, which
03:00:50team will get. Please, deliberate, and with
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