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00:01:27year 1999, a year that will change... forever the brightest
00:01:31minds in the country face a key question
00:01:34for the future of civilization: who are we, where do we come from?
00:01:38No, how should internet
00:01:39and no one stood out above cookies be called in Catalan?
00:01:43Galetes no galetes galetes no galetes or
00:01:46cukis? cooki simply, but technically few
00:01:49people really know what a cookie is, it's difficult, right? It's difficult
00:01:52to specify
00:01:56the term cookies, well, it's not that
00:01:59difficult, right? Everyone knows what a cookie is, oh yes, what is a cookie?
00:02:02A cookie is a, when you connect from a computer from
00:02:06a tablet, what is a cookie? Digital, not chocolate? Yes, but a
00:02:10tablet no, I asked you what is a cookie? The server, let's go to the
00:02:13server, which, as its name indicates, the server serves
00:02:16me. No, I asked you what are cookies? You have no
00:02:20idea, right? Because cookies you don't have to understand them, you have to
00:02:24accept cookies as they are. In 1999,
00:02:28but all technology trembled. The fault is the Tamut effect
00:02:322000. According to our computer experts, when the year
00:02:352000 arrives, computers will think we are in
00:02:381900 and will stop working because we make computers
00:02:42people and people in the end are quite
00:02:46idiotic. This gentleman with a villain look from Die Hard
00:02:50explains it. What computer scientists cannot
00:02:53foresee are those chips, those
00:02:55small parts of computers that
00:02:59are... manufactured before 1996
00:03:01escape software control, notice, from
00:03:05software, fixeu-vos, des de
00:03:082000, congratulations to the Catalan of traffic lights to eh missile silos in
00:03:10Eastern Europe that could be threatening
00:03:14chaos. Traffic lights not working, missiles launched in Eastern
00:03:18Europe. Look, I hope we never have to experience such a future. Despite
00:03:21all the bad omens, there is a Catalan who is very
00:03:24calm. In the last 20 years alone, the world should have ended
00:03:28about six times... Dozens of planets and asteroids should have crashed
00:03:32into Earth according to the most varied predictions formulated throughout the centuries
00:03:36by various characters, for now, however, we are
00:03:39still here.
00:03:42The Y2K effect is barely noticeable, but in
00:03:451999 an invention arrives that is indeed close to destroying
00:03:49the West, the selfie. Digital
00:03:52technology allows the first self-portraits to be taken quickly
00:03:56and easily. And the advantages
00:03:58Fine Arts, no, sorry, of Art multiply if we take the photo. like a digital camera because
00:04:01then we don't even need to come to the
00:04:03laboratory.
00:04:09And let's see the result of my work, I take
00:04:12out the card with the photograph, I
00:04:15place it in an adapter floppy disk and let's see what
00:04:19happens,
00:04:22this is not a good photo and, obviously I would like to correct it,
00:04:26so I send it by email to the laboratory asking them to fix
00:04:30some disasters, for example, the red eye and
00:04:33the framing. Once they have solved it, they send it back to me, and
00:04:36that's it, I didn't even have to leave the house. If you are more skilled
00:04:40than me at taking photos, it is most likely that you will only want to get
00:04:43photographic paper prints of some
00:04:47flute, in fact, he's a friend of of the copies. You choose on your computer the photos you want to have printed, you send them with the
00:04:50size and format specifications and in this case you will only have to pick
00:04:54them up.
00:04:59Oh, already? The selfie arrived,
00:05:02how fast it went, yes, yes,
00:05:06yes, for fights, you lose, while we are dazzled by these international
00:05:09technological advances, we are losing.
00:05:16the enormous progress of kilometer zero technology. In 1999, a Lleida resident invents
00:05:20the rumba. This is Flax, a robot prototype that won the competition organized
00:05:24for three years by the Lleida Polytechnic University School. In total,
00:05:28eight teams made up of students from the sensors and
00:05:31transducers subject who are working on a robot for domestic cleaning
00:05:35were presented. What we intend is to find applications so that in the future
00:05:38a robot can do the cleaning automatically.
00:05:42Then this robot will have to be left, we will leave the house and this robot will have to
00:05:46clean, avoiding shoes, chairs,
00:05:49tables, etc., all of this, we wanted to confirm that indeed the
00:05:53rumba was from Lleida and here
00:05:56we have it working, you gluttons, you are so dirty
00:06:00that you leave all the fluff in the middle, you have me drowned in
00:06:04shit, unsubstantial pockets,
00:06:09rumba band, the year 1999 brings
00:06:12us... even more spectacular winds. What Jorge really likes
00:06:15is making his ideas a reality. This pedal submarine
00:06:19for example, he made it as an advertisement for the galactic invention fair of
00:06:22Vilanova. The prototype was so popular that it is already being manufactured in
00:06:26Hungary. A pedal submarine, like the pedal carried by the Hungarian
00:06:30who bought the patent. And the moment of truth
00:06:33arrives. This inventor that you will see now, is our
00:06:38moment to reveal the identity of the
00:06:41Catalan of the year.
00:06:44This is the latest creation by Josep Teixidor, one of the veterans of the world of
00:06:48invention in our country, he has devised more than 50 objects of
00:06:52which he has patented 29. This is a scoop, this is only
00:06:56three months old that I have it, let's say, to
00:06:59launch it, you just have to do this like this,
00:07:02like this to give it
00:07:03consistency, you grab
00:07:06it and put it
00:07:09inside.
00:07:16You already have a pooper-scooper
00:07:19assembled, you pick up the dirt you want, whatever there is, and if there's something
00:07:22loose,
00:07:26you pick up whatever is loose
00:07:27and press
00:07:31it and it stays closed and you throw it away.
00:07:3510 pesetas, 10 pesetas are not money, eh? Oh come on, yes they are money, they are
00:07:3810 pesetas, no? Yes, but wouldn't you pay 10 pesetas?
00:07:42which are 0.06€
00:07:44to feel the warmth of the fresh dog poop,
00:07:48but well, here we are, it depends, is the dog supposed to be mine
00:07:52or someone else's, you know what the saying goes, the neighbor's dog poop is
00:07:56more disgusting than our own, Joan Amades,
00:07:59eh, now is the time for the pooper-scooper, I have a motto
00:08:01and it is it will be as necessary for
00:08:05dogs, as toilet paper for
00:08:09people, remember that...
00:08:13because sooner or later this will be the Chupa Chups of the year 2000, the
00:08:16pooper-scooper, the Chupa Chups of the year
00:08:21the year.
00:08:24And that's all for the counter-chronicle of 1999, it could have
00:08:27been better, but it would have been less
00:08:29funny.
00:08:36Damn, how things have changed in '99, huh? In '99, everything changes
00:08:39so that everything stays the same. As that
00:08:43book said, what was that book called?
00:08:46Il gato Pérez, no, Il gato pardo, Il gato pardo they said in Il
00:08:50gatopardo, the novel by Tomàs i Dilan Petoza, you know what hasn't
00:08:54changed, that you're still a creep, you already were in '99,
00:08:57but a creep with a geminated 'l' is pronounced
00:09:01Rapalent, repeat after me, Mr. great dictation,
00:09:04Rappelent, do you want us to put another chapter,
00:09:08asshole, eh, asshole is not normative, I warn you,
00:09:11imbecile.
00:09:12Imbecile.
00:09:17Yes.
00:09:34We don't know if it's the swimsuit or the. Next year I will make a scarf
00:09:37of enamel for 50,000 people and then I don't know what
00:09:41I will do. Very well, I understand that
00:09:44I have already said that I was given to do
00:09:47motocross,
00:09:51to B Genladen and we are full of pills,
00:09:54eh, that they have a good kitchen,
00:09:58look
00:10:04yes.
00:10:15God save you, long live the
00:10:17Bailla.
00:12:11gathered by Francesc Gòdia, the first Formula 1 driver from Catalonia, who was a great
00:12:15art enthusiast, now, now there are no Catalans like that left, eh, well no,
00:12:19this one fought on the other side during the civil war, his family had
00:12:23to go into exile, pursued by the Republicans. Yes, yes, there are still
00:12:26several,
00:12:29if I talk to you about Banksy, you all know who he is, right? Is he from Molins de
00:12:33Rei? No, he's the one who does protest paintings, right? That
00:12:37appear on a wall without warning, no one knows who he is
00:12:41exactly, well, in Catalonia we have a Banksy but of the
00:12:44Catalan tile, look, look, I don't quite understand, I'll explain, don't
00:12:47worry, from 2022 in various places in Catalonia
00:12:50Catalan tiles began to appear that no one knows who made them.
00:12:55nor how they were placed and it is estimated that there are about 60
00:12:59distributed throughout the country, they are
00:13:02tiles with a high quality design that it is obvious that they are made by a
00:13:06professional, they have a common theme, all of them are erotic
00:13:10and spicy.
00:13:13there are many, there is some erotic drawing always
00:13:16accompanied by a phrase like this, let's see, put the photo
00:13:20what a beauty, these are penises, this look, for those of you who are not
00:13:23seeing it, it is located next to the Francolí river, there is a
00:13:27scrotum with a two-headed penis as if they were two
00:13:30penises and a vulva with the inscription
00:13:34contemplating the Francolí, rubbing the cunt with a rosemary
00:13:37sprig, oh,
00:13:40he's an artist, damn it.
00:13:44This other one that appeared in Oliana let's see, look
00:13:47there are three penises and three eggs, this is a kind of monster with three eggs
00:13:51and three penises that says the people
00:13:54of Oliana, calm people, very healthy people, juice in the
00:13:58dick with
00:13:58Valerian.
00:23:20Josep Solà, in 1900, was the first in
00:23:23Catalonia to have a license plate, a car with the
00:23:25license plate B1, Barcelona one,
00:23:29wow, it's easy to remember this, it would have been good for me,
00:23:32B1, since then there have been different codes, the most veteran will surely remember the
00:23:36provincial license plates with the initials of the province and four numbers, no
00:23:40T for Tarragona, G for Girona, yes, I don't know, I don't know why they removed
00:23:44that, well, you would go around and it was from Girona, people also
00:23:47greeted each other when they met.
00:23:50well
00:23:53yes, do you know why there are no vowels on license plates? No,
00:23:56no, to avoid offensive words, what words? Well,
00:24:00for example, if vowels were used, someone could
00:24:04have the license plate of cool, cool,
00:24:08and what's the problem, a license plate has 49, 56,
00:24:10cool, what? 34,
00:24:1425 ass, come on or anus, anus, anus in
00:24:17Spanish, or snot, snot. Yes, there are, yes, yes,
00:24:21there are offensive words, but not as much as CAT, I'm sure that bothers
00:24:25them,
00:24:27I think the one that bothers them the most and that's why they removed the vowels,
00:24:30ETA, oh, this
00:24:33one is strong, ETA, it wouldn't have been, no, no, no, no,
00:24:36no, Arnau Tordera, today I want to know a known wise man,
00:24:39today we are visited by two wise men to know, two experts united by
00:24:43their passion for flags, so much so that they are members of the
00:24:47Catalan Association of Vexillology, they like them so much.
00:24:50the insignia that we should almost receive them by playing the anthem, look, today
00:24:53Joan Mestres and Jaume Calaf sit at the school of the Renaissance,
00:25:08vexillology, why vexillology and not flagology, which
00:25:12would be the normal thing, there was
00:25:14this, this, eh, this dilemma existed, oh yes,
00:25:18they were thinking between Vexillology and Flagology and finally
00:25:22Vexillology won, which refers to Roman vexilla that
00:25:25it's the standard that they carried, according to the Romans, ah it comes from Rome,
00:25:29that's right, it comes from afar, I'm not going to discuss your
00:25:33passion for flags, where does it come from? For me,
00:25:37since I was little, I knew all the flags of the world and my parents
00:25:41would bring me out when they brought their friends home
00:25:44and they would exhibit me like a child prodigy, yes, they would tell him
00:25:47these flags, they would ask you about the flags and I already knew them.
00:25:51Well, that has marked you, clearly,
00:25:54I haven't looked up since you Jaume, eh, also since
00:25:57I was little, but I started more with symbolism, I really like that
00:26:01with a symbol, you could transmit
00:26:04an idea, yes, and from there
00:26:07it seems to me that the flag is like a very simple symbol with which you can say many
00:26:10things and you work, I understand, on something else, eh, no, that doesn't
00:26:14give enough to live, there has only been one professional vexillologist,
00:26:17only one, ah yes, no, he wasn't Catalan, but American,
00:26:21American. All municipalities have flags, villages
00:26:25too, don't they have to have a coat of arms, I understand?
00:26:28Yes, that's one of the things we do in the association, which is like...
00:26:32from here we make a gift to the municipalities that want to have a flag, it's something we
00:26:35do for free, altruistically,
00:26:39design flags for villages or
00:26:41associations, you can make my flag, yes, I want the flag of Churiguera,
00:26:46yes, black, let's do it, black, what
00:26:49should be taken into account to make a flag now that we're on this topic, if a municipality contacts
00:26:53you, we don't have a flag, so what do you study?
00:26:56Eh, normally we talk about five basic design principles that
00:27:00a vexillologist proposed... this one or another
00:27:04another one that didn't charge his son,
00:27:06eh, and he talks about five principles which would be simplicity,
00:27:09originality, that it shouldn't be similar to another
00:27:13flag, because there are some that are similar, there are some that are similar,
00:27:17but the correct thing would be that if they are close, they shouldn't be similar,
00:27:21that it should be easy to distinguish, ok, eh, that there shouldn't be
00:27:24coats of arms, that's putting a cloth with a coat of arms in the middle, yes, no, but that's
00:27:28done, eh, not far from here it's been done, it's been done quite a lot, eh, yes, yes, yes, yes,
00:27:32it's not what would be vexillologically
00:27:34speaking, so the Spanish flag is badly made, to put it simply, vexillologically it would
00:27:38not be the most correct, but of course, in the end they are design tips, there is no
00:27:42standard for designing, and eh, listen, a doubt, the
00:27:45estelada, what is the difference between the blue and the
00:27:48red? Well, the blue would be the traditional one, the first one that
00:27:52appeared, the red one, the red one has
00:27:55the red star which is communism or is,
00:27:58let's say, more left-wing, mm, and
00:28:01the blue one is the original one that was created, there's the one for the left and the one for Convergence and Union,
00:28:05let's say, they are one for each one, it's not
00:28:08exactly that you're joking about this, I'm asking, I'm asking,
00:28:11I'm asking, it's inspired by the blue flag, it's
00:28:15inspired by the flag of Cuba, the Cuban one, no, ah yes, that was said,
00:28:19it was